Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[jagec]

Maybe he lost his gas cap and gas was splashing everywhere?

So he decided to plug the hole with his nads?

 

[Fritzo]

So he decided to plug the hole with his nads?

Necessity is the mother of invention.

 

[MontyAC]

 

[MontyAC]

 

[MisterJackson]

Necessity is the mother of invention.

Does this mean Alkemyst has screwed invention? He has slept with everyones mother...

 

[MontyAC]

 

[PottedMeat]

 

[MontyAC]

 

[Puppies04]

I meant fix the dumbass formatting.

My fail is your oyster in life. Speaking of oysters how is your mom doing?

You really have mommy issues don't you, didn't she let you suckle? Weird because she lets me all the time.

Edit. Just kidding buddy, I wouldn't touch your mommy with a stolen dick.

 

[Jodell88]

 

[Imp]

Probably tastes like feet

And rubber, plastic, dog shit...

 

[ch33zw1z]

haha

 

[MontyAC]

 

[nace186]

 

[nace186]

 

[shortylickens]

Shes cute and she knows how to handle balls really well.

 

[MontyAC]

She really knows how to multitask.

 

[Jodell88]

 

[Anubis]

http://www.imagebam.com/image/cbd2e2275236832

 

[MontyAC]

 

[MontyAC]

 

[SAWYER]

 

[BladeVenom]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/apple-unveils-panicked-ideafree-man-at-launch-even,33814/

 

[MontyAC]

 

[Fritzo]

I don't know what that thing is, but it needs to be splattered on the bottom of someone's shoe.

Anyway, this is more reality than humor: