Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[John Connor]

One lucky SOB not to be put in prison for life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi3Hyxuf5AE

 

[dabuddha]

One lucky SOB not to be put in prison for life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi3Hyxuf5AE

Good father

 

[JackBurton]

One lucky SOB not to be put in prison for life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi3Hyxuf5AE

I remember that case. IMO, justice served. Perfect outcome.

 

[Charlie98]

Meh. Bruce Lee would have kicked them in mid-air and sent them back... while throwing Ninja stars and killing the Evil Emperor at the same time... and sipping a cup of tea.

 

[MisterJackson]

One lucky SOB not to be put in prison for life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi3Hyxuf5AE

Damn good Dad. and this doesn't belong in this thread.

 

[biostud]

 

[Baked]

One lucky SOB not to be put in prison for life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi3Hyxuf5AE

That should be the outcome of all domestic violence, sexual abuse adult or child, or kidnapping cases. Shoot the motherfucker in the head so we don't have to drag it through our retarded bureaucratic corrupted time and money wasting "justice" system.

 

[Fritzo]

Where did all these extra lug nuts come from?

Pipe-frame stages + braking car = fail

 

[Jodell88]

 

[blackangst1]

No. Limit is 3.5oz for an envelope going First Class.

I usually just stuff whatever they sent me into the return envelope and mail it back.

 

[Train]

I usually just stuff whatever they sent me into the return envelope and mail it back.

I Just send it back empty.

More business for the USPS, and a PITA for the company that send me junk mail.

Been doing this ever since Andy Rooney suggested it on a show many many years ago.

 

[busydude]

It's a Telugu movie. A pretty terrible one at that.

 

[BladeVenom]

I think this one has already been posted in the Game of Thrones thread,

 

[Fritzo]

Reminds me of an ATOTer in a singles bar.

 

[shortylickens]

We're doing Barnes & Noble in Marketing.

Those people are in DEEP trouble.

 

[shortylickens]

 

[Balt]

While I'm not a fan of the whole eavesdropping thing we've got going on in this country, that is hilarious.

 

[John Connor]

I Just send it back empty.

Been doing this ever since Andy Rooney suggested it on a show many many years ago.

I remember that show! RIP Andy Rooney.

 

[KidNiki1]

 

[KidNiki1]

top comment off imgur makes this

 

[Gibsons]

 

[Fritzo]

 

[CZroe]

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/360453/whos-a-needs-a-tummy-rub

 

[Fritzo]

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/360453/whos-a-needs-a-tummy-rub

I thought I was one of the few that got that reference in that episode

Also, that was one of the strangest, off-the-wall episodes of SP ever made. Semi-legal substances must have been involved in writing that script.

 

[Gibsons]