Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Ruptga]

Nevermind that Snopes has all but confirmed the story, and the link has already been posted. Let's all get butthurt about people we don't like getting butthurt!

 

[Lithium381]

Squid fishing! Jeans, tennis-shoes, no jackets? what were they thinking?

 

[shortylickens]

 

[Ichinisan]

Bun Bun handled it like a champ.

"Bun Bun?" Like a bunny rabbit? I think that thing is supposed to be a flower.

 

[Ichinisan]

This one totally got me!

 

[shortylickens]

 

[KMFJD]

 

[Paratus]

Pixels have been doctored.

 

[Charlie98]

I used to deliver fuel to gas stations in Dallas on the night shift some years ago, and these dumbfucks would come flying by me at about 120MPH. I've even seen them riding wheelies while split-laning through rush hour traffic. No protective gear, very often not a helmet. One time it was about 3AM and I was rolling back to the yard empty, not really paying attention to the rear view (no traffic out to speak of) and about 12 of them blew past me... I almost had to clean up after myself!

And understand, I ride a bike. At that time I was riding my CBR1000 to work everyday... but I've seen too many accidents and death on the highways to drive like that.

 

[Baked]

We have a babe thread just for these types of picture man.

 

[Charlie98]

I think I sat next to her my last flight back from Las Vegas...

 

[disappoint]

Yo you neba gomna beleib dis! Dey won't let me on de plane Trayshonda! They says ma thaghs looks like ham hocks! Whats hams hogs is dat like hamburger or sommin?

 

[shortylickens]

 

[Howard]

what the

 

[ch33zw1z]

Howard, back in the day people knew what they were eating

 

[Charlie98]

Only two cuts I'm worried about are Pork Chops and Bacon...

..oh, and Sweet and Sour Pork.

 

[eits]

Howard, back in the day people knew what they were eating

exactly

 

[MotionMan]

if you look closely, she hits the dry wall next to the nail and never touches the nail

If you look closely you will see that the nail is already flush against the wall.

MotionMan

 

[disappoint]

If you look closely you will see that the nail is already flush against the wall.

MotionMan

If you look closely you'll notice that isn't a kitchen.
/youtuberesponse

 

[leeland]

The site I was looking for was a pasty white dude that had a fitness blog which I believe was a joke...


You want to know the crazy part? I was going to use that site as a joke in an email to my friends to get prepared for the Wisconsin Tough Mudder as I am the team organizer...


You blew my mind with this video!


But I still want to see if anyone can find that workout site with the pasty white guy that is pudgy

Found it!

http://www.stronghealthtips.com/

 

[shortylickens]

 

[Nvidiaguy07]

Found it!

http://www.stronghealthtips.com/

reminds me of a chris farley character.

fav pic:

 

[Jodell88]

 

[Ruptga]

I wish this happened more often. Both retards got a sharp reminder that they aren't actually the most important center of everything, and nobody even died.

 

[Balt]

What is going on in this picture? Wind?