Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[BladeVenom]

The old video brass down the shirt video, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWO-EzoIbSs&t=1m17s

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Cross stream for maximum gayness. I would just pee behind some popcorn cart if I ever see a stadium with that kind of setup.

I think you should end all of your posts, "AMIRITE?"

 

[Fritzo]

Who cares? Dogs taste great.

Do you feel bad when you eat pork, considering pigs are damn smart animals?

The dogs that are eaten tend to be bred to be food, so they're a less than intelligent breed.
That point is completely unrelated to the irrational fear of dicks.

It is so related. I just haven't figured out how yet.

You just wait though...

 

[ch33zw1z]

 

[OCNewbie]

There's a real mental thing called "bladder shyness" that makes it impossible for some people to urinate in front of others.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paruresis

The poop kind - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parcopresis

I have both, to varying degrees

 

[Fritzo]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paruresis

The poop kind - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parcopresis

I have both, to varying degrees

LOL:

Severe cases of this disorder can have highly restricting effects on a person's life. In moderate to severe cases, overcoming paruresis can be extremely difficult without the help of a psychologist, therapist or support groups.

"Hi...my name is Fritzo, and I can't pee in front of other people..."

 

[Train]

as any soldier or marine will tell you, hot brass always magically finds it way down your shirt. I got so many brass burns that day.

Probably about a dozen times it got inside my collar on a rifle range.

And twice on a pistol range I got the brass to fall down from the top of my eye pro, sitting in front of my eye, burning my cheek. Both times I was level headed enough not to flag anyone else on the line, kept he pistol pointed down range and used one hand to flick the glasses off. These incidents were literally 8 years apart.

 

[iamwiz82]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paruresis

The poop kind - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parcopresis

I have both, to varying degrees

I can help

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPl94ir6dLw

 

[Newbian]

 

[mcurphy]

awesome :thumbsup:

 

[mcurphy]

 

[Jodell88]

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Watch this if you are awesome, and you are, because you are on this forum:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLCU-hadpxY

 

[eits]

dumb.

 

[Broheim]

lol, it's like the DI knew exactly how to make you guys look stupid ;p

we didn't need help with that lol. We were called "the dumbest, most immature and destructive platoon I have ever seen" by our company commander, our sergents hated us for it the first couple of months because of all the crap they had to take from the other platoons' sergents but after a while they realized as much as we usually sucked, come game time and we were the toughest and meanest soldiers they had ever seen as well. We were always victorious in any kind of competition with the other platoons and were always highly praised for our combat skills by whoever were evaluating us. They also admitted afterwards that they were generally amused by our constant shenanigans, and I was personally quite liked because I used to bribe them with candy to get smoke breaks.

I miss basic training.

 

[shortylickens]

Bloody brilliant


http://imgur.com/gallery/5zj9o

 

[shortylickens]

 

[shortylickens]

DONT CLICK ON THIS




http://i.imgur.com/P7plHvY.png

 

[Rhezuss]

DONT CLICK ON THIS




http://i.imgur.com/P7plHvY.png

YES! I didn't! You see, i'm that good.

 

[Charlie98]

DONT CLICK ON THIS




http://i.imgur.com/P7plHvY.png

Ok...

 

[Charlie98]

They also admitted afterwards that they were generally amused by our constant shenanigans, and I was personally quite liked because I used to bribe them with candy to get smoke breaks.

I miss basic training.

I miss BT, but not AIT (both at Fort Leonard Wood.) BT was fun, for the most part.

'Smoke breaks?' What the hell was that? Ours was the first cycle at FLW that wasn't allowed to smoke (1986,) so at reception some of the guys had to dump cartons and cartons of smokes into the Amnesty Box...

 

[gamefreakgcb]

My dad sent me an email with some interesting GIF's. Some of you might have seen it but I thought they were interesting so I'm posting them here nonetheless.

What a liter bottle of soda looks like before compressed air is added.

Darts being made:

Dough cutting machine:

CD's being made:

Trombone being made:

Gloves being made:

Mold forming:

Springs being made:

Pencils being sharpened:

 

[gamefreakgcb]

Part 2:

Ice Cream Sandwiches being made:

How a key works:

Hotdogs :hmm:

 

[Fritzo]

Part 2:
Hotdogs :hmm:

Also what happens when you order the fish in a hamburger restaurant.

 

[gamefreakgcb]

Also what happens when you order the fish in a hamburger restaurant.

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ِِI don't really eat out a lot though. D:

Home food is where its at. :thumbsup: