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Jodell88

Jodell88

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Sophitia said:
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lol
 
FallenHero

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Broheim said:
I miss the communal bathroom activities of the army, 5 guys 1 urinal and "look how far I can pee" were all classics although subhunting was my favorite.

usually it ended with someone getting pee on their boots but one time a guy slipped in the pee and got pee all over, still makes me chuckle. good times.
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hahahha

Reminds me of a story a marine I work with told me.

His platoon was suddenly called out for inspection and one guy ran out in the middle of his shit. He simply forgot to flush...well the Drill Instructor went in and inspected the barracks...all the platoon heard was "What the FUCK?!?!" from inside the barracks and out marches the Drill Instructor, poo in hand. He had the entire platoon pass it around while he yelled at them about maintaining a proper barracks.
 
Broheim

Broheim

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FallenHero said:
hahahha

Reminds me of a story a marine I work with told me.

His platoon was suddenly called out for inspection and one guy ran out in the middle of his shit. He simply forgot to flush...well the Drill Instructor went in and inspected the barracks...all the platoon heard was "What the FUCK?!?!" from inside the barracks and out marches the Drill Instructor, poo in hand. He had the entire platoon pass it around while he yelled at them about maintaining a proper barracks.
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:D

I think it's a good thing that didn't happen to us, it would probably just have encouraged us.

one of the meanest things a DI/sergent ever did to us was when we were drilling "three man tall" (it's a firing position for firing around corners, one guy laying on the ground, one guy kneeling above him and a third leaning in over the two, only the rifle and one eye's worth of face would be exposed) and we decided to see how many guys we could squeeze in there, we made it to over 10 people ( 3 rows of at least 4 guys). we were like "LOL SARGE LOOK AT US" he turned around with that angry "what are you retards doing now?" face, but then his eyes lit up (it's a very bad omen when a DI's eyes light up) and he said "this is a direct order, put your rifle on auto and empty the mag". This wouldn't have been a problem if it wasn't because the corner was to our right meaning the brass would be ejected right into our faces and as any soldier or marine will tell you, hot brass always magically finds it way down your shirt. I got so many brass burns that day.

it's always funny to watch someone else get hot brass down their shirt though, because it will make them dance the dance of our people!


on a side note, I love terminal lance. it's quite hilarious how similar the marine corps is to the danish army.
 
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andylawcc

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Broheim said:
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one of the meanest things a DI/sergent ever did to us was when we were drilling "three man tall" (it's a firing position for firing around corners, one guy laying on the ground, one guy kneeling above him and a third leaning in over the two, only the rifle and one eye's worth of face would be exposed) and we decided to see how many guys we could squeeze in there, we made it to over 10 people ( 3 rows of at least 4 guys). we were like "LOL SARGE LOOK AT US" he turned around with that angry "what are you retards doing now?" face, but then his eyes lit up (it's a very bad omen when a DI's eyes light up) and he said "this is a direct order, put your rifle on auto and empty the mag". This wouldn't have been a problem if it wasn't because the corner was to our right meaning the brass would be ejected right into our faces and as any soldier or marine will tell you, hot brass always magically finds it way down your shirt. I got so many brass burns that day.
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lol, it's like the DI knew exactly how to make you guys look stupid ;p
 
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