Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Newbian]

Thread needs more dancing spiders:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIy7AVlQts4

 

[CZroe]

Happens to me all the time. Often, I check the mail at night and don't know until I stick my arm in and come out covered in spider webs and a spider. Can't recall ever having been bitten that way though.

 

[busydude]

Thread needs more dancing spiders:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIy7AVlQts4

The sad thing is.. that spider is dancing way better than I can ever imagine. :'(

 

[Newbian]

Happens to me all the time. Often, I check the mail at night and don't know until I stick my arm in and come out covered in spider webs and a spider. Can't recall ever having been bitten that way though.

Except it being a black widow in there I would not risk it.

 

[Ben90]

Admittedly I did google spidertitties and I didn't exactly get what I was looking for.

 

[Gibsons]

 

[Markbnj]

I don't care how poisonous a spider is, if I know it's there. He can try to bite the vibram soles of my work boot just before the lights go out forever.

 

[pelov]

 

[chimaxi83]

 

[Robert Munch]

 

[Puppies04]

Why is the blonde woman making fun of the psychic guy?

 

[Markbnj]

Why is the blonde woman making fun of the psychic guy?

More importantly, how did they get Jonathan Frakes to do that ad.

 

[andylawcc]

the asian chick is hot

 

[BladeVenom]

Thread needs more dancing spiders:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIy7AVlQts4

Better than anything I've seen on Dancing with the Stars.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Obviously this is making fun of the Asian woman.

Because eating red rice can give you a tension headache and constipation.

 

[reallyscrued]

First off
You're not understanding it. The comment on the bottom is saying that someone is there to take all the ladies of boyfriends who are playing Diablo 3 - the Diablo 3 aren't the ones dating in this reference.

Secondly - shove off, I played D2 and will play D3 and I'm happily frickin married

I don't think you got it; and I thought the same thing when I read the image.

Everyone knows Diablo gamers never get pussy.

Unless they're lesbians. But they'd probably be nerdy lesbians. And not the hott ones you dream about.

 

[shortylickens]

 

[CZroe]

Very well-known product in the biker community but I've casually bumped into it elsewhere many times.

 

[gothamhunter]

 

[Jodell88]

 

[pelov]

 

[Eos]

I bought a pound of Cyper WP and a gallon sprayer just because of the recent pics in this thread.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...g=goatbased-20

The apocalypse begins Friday...

 

[halik]

(At first i was like...)

 

[chusteczka]

I keep expecting him to jump, just as I look away.
So I look again, and he is still there, so I lose interest and look away.
Then I quickly look back, yet there he remains,
on the edge of jumping, just as I look away.

I cannot look away, because I know that is when he will jump.
I continue sitting here, looking at him in expectation of jumping to the next branch.

 

[Cerb]

That gets my mouth watering. The FU face is at the wrong end of the spectrum. Use your other hand to pinch off the cheese, and bask in the chewy stringy goodness of a real pizza.