Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Nvidiaguy07]

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Dont post deleted in your posts.

not my words.... and is it racist to say deleted?

Your word originally or not. You posted the image containing it and that makes it your responsibility

admin allisolm.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

not my words.... and is it racist to say deleted?

Yes. Or "yeah" if we're dropping consonants from the ends of words.

...droppin' consonants.

 

[xBiffx]

I declare hume a babe thread:

Something just happened in my pants......
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Stop it. Get you minds out of the gutters. I just pissed myself laughing is all. 😛

 

[Ichinisan]

I'm confused.

I see:

A book bag.
Prodigy guy.
Apple logo
Pikachu in wrong color
Quake III Arena logo
House, M.D. with changes to capitalization and punctuation to "HOUsE M,d."

 

[SAWYER]

 

[Drako]

Ouch, broken pelvis FTL 😱

 

[BudAshes]

Ouch, broken pelvis FTL 😱

That car probably doesn't weigh much though, he might have made it. I'm curious wtf his plan was though.

 

[Andy22]

is it racist if I first thought it dispensed grape drink?

Not racist...just kinda slow.

 

[xBiffx]

About now he is rethinking his decision to jump on that car in the first place.

 

[busydude]

That car probably doesn't weigh much though, he might have made it. I'm curious wtf his plan was though.

Yeah it looks like a Daewoo Matiz. I think he should be fine.. unless he cracks his head or something.

 

[Imp]

What the f*ck was that?

 

[MichaelD]

What the f*ck was that?

An extreme example of Darwin's Theory in action. Small car or not, that dumbass got run over by 2,000 pounds of steel. By both sets of wheels at that. 😵

 

[CZroe]

I'm confused.

I see:

A book bag.
Prodigy guy.
Apple logo
Pikachu in wrong color
Quake III Arena logo
House, M.D. with changes to capitalization and punctuation to "HOUsE M,d."

Apple logo isn't the right color either.

 

[Howard]

About now he is rethinking his decision to jump on that car in the first place.

Driver has good steering skills.

 

[xBiffx]

Driver has good steering skills.

Especially seeing as his view was slightly obstructed.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

What the f*ck was that?

Guy jumps on stopped car to claim insurance / sue the driver for hitting him.

Driver picks up guy with car, runs him over, drives off.

Be careful what you wish for.

 

[Theb]

If you want to fight a car you'd better bring more than your ass.

 

[xBiffx]

If you want to fight a car you'd better bring more than your ass.

That car? Please, my ass is more than enough.

 

[AnonymouseUser]

Guy jumps on stopped car to claim insurance / sue the driver for hitting him.

Driver picks up guy with car, runs him over, drives off.

Be careful what you wish for.

It was road rage, and the idiot got what he deserved.

 

[Jodell88]

It was road rage, and the idiot got what he deserved.

That'll teach him!

 

[dave_the_nerd]

It was road rage, and the idiot got what he deserved.

Ah. Well, that makes it even more delicious, doesn't it? 😎

 

[preslove]

If you missed the hunger games pun thread.

It was road rage, and the idiot got what he deserved.

Wait, so the dude who gets run over was the one you put the driver on the ground?

 

[BudAshes]

It was road rage, and the idiot got what he deserved.

lol 4 broken ribs after being run over by a car. That was a powerwheels not a car.

 

[Theb]

That car? Please, my ass is more than enough.

Well you probably have an American Size ass with superior stopping power, but he was attacking with a dainty little European Posterior.

 

[DAGTA]

You mean purple drank? 😛

Yes, yes I did 🙁