Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[manimal]

Chicks dig guys with sports cars right?

 

[corwin]

 

[surfsatwerk]

#30 winner

 

[ShawnD1]

Ha I love how poorly the names are covered. The girl calls him Austin but only his first name is crossed out, so it's obviously Austin Knill.

 

[Juddog]

Ha I love how poorly the names are covered. The girl calls him Austin but only his first name is crossed out, so it's obviously Austin Knill.

You mean this person?
https://www.facebook.com/austin.knill

 

[corwin]

OK...wait for it

 

[HAL9000]

I don't get 19 and 23 but the rest are quite good observations.

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Not sure on 19, but 23 is talking about texting while driving. You tend to want red lights when you really really want to respond to a text and you dont want to do it while actively moving

 

[ShawnD1]

:thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[rivan]

I don't get 19 and 23 but the rest are quite good observations.

 

[Gibsons]

19 is referring to an ad slogan by Kay Jewelers, "Every kiss begins with K(ay)."

/debeers is evil etc

ob pic

 

[corwin]

 

[HAL9000]

Ah, OK cheers.

Any idea about the red light text?

 

[shortylickens]

Google actually is working on an avoid ghetto feature. THey dont call it that publicly.

 

[CZroe]

#5:
-You and a friend/helper find two close corners
-Follow the seam line from the elastic to where it terminates
-Put your fingers underneath that point on both corners
-Widen your arms until the cloth is taught between those two points and the elastic edge hangs loose
- Ignore the elastic end and fold along this edge and between these points

Congratulations! You have a folded fitted sheet that stacks well with the rest of the matching bed linens!

Google actually is working on an avoid ghetto feature. THey dont call it that publicly.

You mean Microsoft. They patented it.

Ah, OK cheers.

Any idea about the red light text?

You have to stop at a red light, which is something you don't normally want to do when actually driving to a destination with the goal of reaching it. Texting and driving are illegal. People often text when stopped at red lights rather than pull over. When the light turns green, you must go, even if you did not finish reading/writing/sending your text message. At this point, most people go and resolve to finish their texting activity at the next stop. They find themselves hoping to be caught at a red light so that they can stop and finish. I used about twenty times more words than I should have to explain that. Hamburgers.

 

[HAL9000]

#5:
-You and a friend/helper find two close corners
-Follow the seam line from the elastic to where it terminates
-Put your fingers underneath that point on both corners
-Widen your arms until the cloth is taught between those two points and the elastic edge hangs loose
- Ignore the elastic end and fold along this edge and between these points

Congratulations! You have a folded fitted sheet that stacks well with the rest of the matching bed linens!



You mean Microsoft. They patented it.



You have to stop at a red light, which is something you don't normally want to do when actually driving to a destination with the goal of reaching it. Texting and driving are illegal. People often text when stopped at red lights rather than pull over. When the light turns green, you must go, even if you did not finish reading/writing/sending your text message. At this point, most people go and resolve to finish their texting activity at the next stop. They find themselves hoping to be caught at a red light so that they can stop and finish. I used about twenty times more words than I should have to explain that. Hamburgers.

Ah that makes sense, I was confused because I assumed it had something to do with blackberrys having a read light on them, and also because it's illegal to text while stopped at a red light in the UK, so I didn't even consider that.

 

[CZroe]

Can anyone explain why all I see is "unauthorized referrer sorry"?

Someone on your ISP's proxy server viewed the image through an unauthorized referrer before you viewed it from an authorized one. Your ISP cached the wrong image.

Ah that makes sense, I was confused because I assumed it had something to do with blackberrys having a read light on them, and also because it's illegal to text while stopped at a red light in the UK, so I didn't even consider that.

It illegal here too but not many police would enforce it, knowing that they aren't going to run into someone when stopped and that is the whole point of the law.

 

[shortylickens]

 

[MikeyLSU]

Ah, OK cheers.

Any idea about the red light text?

yeah, it is saying people that text while driving look forward to a red light so that they can finish their text while stopped.

 

[Tempered81]

 

[allenk09]

 

[preslove]

 

[Nemesis13]

 

[corwin]

 

[preslove]