Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Howard]

I have nice things

You are not we.

 

[HAL9000]

'Jesus' middle name is Hume' implies absurd and funny. However, it could be that, "Jesus H. Christ!" is an American thing, like football-that-isn't-football...

Ahhh. OK so there is some method to it, quite obscure but methodical anyway. Still doesn't have anything to do with images but there you go.

 

[HAL9000]

You are not we.

True enough.

 

[Shawn]

Funnay thread not funnay

 

[Pheran]

I love damnyouautocorrect.

 

[shortylickens]

You and neckhairs are why we can't have nice things.

More like Flying Piglet!

 

[guyver01]

'Jesus' middle name is Hume' implies absurd and funny.

everyone know's Jesus' middle name is Harold. That's what makes it funny.


The H stands for Harold, as in, "Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name"

 

[eits]

What it says is not to post NSFW images (although the title says that the thread contains NSFW images) it does not say anywhere about posting funny images. This thread makes no sense, it's called "Jesus's middle name is Hume" for some reason, and then irrelevantly people started posting images.

i'm starting to see why so many people don't like you.

 

[Howard]

More like Flying Piglet!

Do not speak ill of TFP.

 

[SAWYER]

 

[Jodell88]

LOL!

 

[mcurphy]

lol, awesome.

Here's the clip with sound:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAVP1Xd4PsA

 

[eits]

 

[Pulsar]

i'm starting to see why so many people don't like you.

Really? You just got to that point?

Neckturd's intentional obtuseness is either well hidden genius or a sign of some serious issues. I tend to vote for the latter.

 

[eits]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vecs22aM4yw&feature=share

 

[Newbian]

 

[HAL9000]

His face is mildy amusing but other the that... I don't see why this is funny, are the answer supposed to be funny?... because they aren't.

 

[JackBurton]

His face is mildy amusing but other the that... I don't see why this is funny, are the answer supposed to be funny?... because they aren't.

Maybe it will seem funnier in context.

 

[HAL9000]

Maybe it will seem funnier in context.

If that's what passes for comedy in the US of A, then I feel sorry for all of you, I didn't even smile over that pathetic childish bullshit.

 

[eits]

If that's what passes for comedy in the US of A, then I feel sorry for all of you, I didn't even smile over that pathetic childish bullshit.

in america, there's a stereotype that all black people like kool-aid, fried chicken, watermelon, and corn bread.

that's why you don't get the joke.

 

[RPD]

Wow I think I have my first person on my ignore list.

 

[Born2bwire]

Wow I think I have my first person on my ignore list.

It took you this long to ignore neckbeard?

 

[DominionSeraph]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vecs22aM4yw&feature=share

What's funny about that? She puts on an intense physical performance so of course she's going to need a backing track to sound anything like the studio performance. And if she tried to mimic the vocals on the track exactly nothing about her live vocal performance would be heard.

 

[RPD]

It took you this long to ignore neckbeard?

I'm tolerant, what can I say?

 

[Cerb]

If that's what passes for comedy in the US of A, then I feel sorry for all of you, I didn't even smile over that pathetic childish bullshit.

Oh, bullshit on that. Humor from your little island is not of a superior form (more funny, on average, but SNL has mostly sucked for 10+ years). It's not funny to you because you miss the context of both the racial stereotype (Dave Chapelle probably isn't funny to you either, right?), and the target of impersonation, Steve Harvey (a decent low-brow comedian, with a mild speech impediment, who is equally funny when he isn't trying to be, due to being an ignorant moron with a big mouth who is hung up on the religion begets morals fallacy).

Wow I think I have my first person on my ignore list.

I find him too amusing.