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HAL9000

Lifer
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I lul'd.

That's the way bipolar people do things :awe:
 

corwin

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Jan 13, 2006
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Did you post the wrong image?... Was this funny in someway?
Put your hand in the same general shape and position and move it back and forth....what do you think the motion might resemble?

You know, if you have to explain it....
 

ShawnD1

Lifer
May 24, 2003
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Put your hand in the same general shape and position and move it back and forth....what do you think the motion might resemble?

You know, if you have to explain it....

The picture gives no indication that she did that motion.
 

DirkGently1

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Hal's a bit simple. I find there's a lot that needs explaining to him.

This one for instance will be way beyond his grasp:

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CZroe

Lifer
Jun 24, 2001
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Good lord! Of course she didn't! That would have been disrespectful...it's the implication at the moment the picture was captured. Sheesh

Except that it's a common unremarkable non-masturbatory gesture to anyone beyond puberty, capisce?
 

corwin

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Jan 13, 2006
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Except that it's a common unremarkable non-masturbatory gesture to anyone beyond puberty, capisce?
You're thinking above the average poster here:p It's not all that hard to figure out what was being implied, not super funny but to not understand at allo_O
 

OutHouse

Lifer
Jun 5, 2000
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I had no idea who Herman Cain was until about half way through the video when I googled his name. It also wasn't until about half way through that I realized that he wasn't actually saying those things.

I loled though

total fail
 

shortylickens

No Lifer
Jul 15, 2003
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I just got done with Statistics 241.

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Given the insane way they come up with numbers, its totally reasonable to draw that conclusion. Which is why in and of themselves, statistics are largely useless. You still need to be able to think on your own and use reason.
 

OCNewbie

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Jul 18, 2000
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When I first saw this, I scrolled down to see if anybody else had quoted it, intending on using that as a seal of approval that it was actually worth reading, and "funny". Well... I didn't find what I was seeking, but I chose to read it anyway. Not really funny, but a horrible experience I'm sure. I actually had a somewhat similar experience like 13 years ago, but it was due to me being on Accutance, and the medication drying up my insides all to hell. I went like 2 weeks without pooping, and had to use an enema and use my fingers to pull this large, dry chunk of crap out of my butt. There was blood, and there was incredible discomfort. There was also incredible relief after I got it out. Anyway... eat right, and don't wait 2 weeks to start trying to sort out constipation issues or you might end up in a world of shit.
 

TallBill

Lifer
Apr 29, 2001
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When I first saw this, I scrolled down to see if anybody else had quoted it, intending on using that as a seal of approval that it was actually worth reading, and "funny". Well... I didn't find what I was seeking, but I chose to read it anyway. Not really funny, but a horrible experience I'm sure. I actually had a somewhat similar experience like 13 years ago, but it was due to me being on Accutance, and the medication drying up my insides all to hell. I went like 2 weeks without pooping, and had to use an enema and use my fingers to pull this large, dry chunk of crap out of my butt. There was blood, and there was incredible discomfort. There was also incredible relief after I got it out. Anyway... eat right, and don't wait 2 weeks to start trying to sort out constipation issues or you might end up in a world of shit.

:awe:
 

RPD

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Jul 22, 2009
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After that story, lets get a GOOD image in our *ahem* heads.


Also that website might be nsfw-ish. Ya, enter at your own risk, it's NSFW!
 

HAL9000

Lifer
Oct 17, 2010
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Put your hand in the same general shape and position and move it back and forth....what do you think the motion might resemble?

You know, if you have to explain it....

So no explanation other than "wanking motion"... OK still doesn't make your image funny. Try harder.