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AyashiKaibutsu

Diamond Member
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HumblePie

Lifer
Oct 30, 2000
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The "smoke weed" one has to be a photo chop.

I don't see a right answer. Assuming RSTLNE are already used. There is only a limited amount of 4 letter words with EE in the middle and which don't use the letters RSTLN.

beef
deed
deem
deep
feed
geed
geek
heed
jeep
jeez
keep
meed
meek
peed
peek
peep
weed
week
weep

Those are all the combination of actual 4 letter words left in the english language with out using RSTLN.


Then taking the first word. There isn't much left to chose from either. Shave, Smoke, Shove, Shame, Scope, Shake, Spice, Space, Spade, Spake, Spike, and Shape. That's all.

So using any combination of the first and second viable words and fitting those words into a category of "Something you do every day" which means that this is an action that is so common place a large portion of the populace would do it. There really isn't anything that "fits" to the answer except "Smoke weed" which is not something you are ever going to see as an answer on Wheel of Fortune. So I deduce the image is a photoshop. Still interesting at least.
 
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MotionMan

Lifer
Jan 11, 2006
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The "smoke weed" one has to be a photo chop.

I don't see a right answer. Assuming RSTLNE are already used. There is only a limited amount of 4 letter words with EE in the middle and which don't use the letters RSTLN.

beef
deed
deem
deep
feed
geed
geek
heed
jeep
jeez
keep
meed
meek
peed
peek
peep
weed
week
weep

Those are all the combination of actual 4 letter words left in the english language with out using RSTLN.


Then taking the first word. There isn't much left to chose from either. Shave, Smoke, Shove, Shame, Scope, Shake, Spice, Space, Spade, Spake, Spike, and Shape. That's all.

So using any combination of the first and second viable words and fitting those words into a category of "Something you do every day" which means that this is an action that is so common place a large portion of the populace would do it. There really isn't anything that "fits" to the answer except "Smoke weed" which is not something you are ever going to see as an answer on Wheel of Fortune. So I deduce the image is a photoshop. Still interesting at least.

Maybe it's because it is a chop?

I challenge anyone to find video of that episode.

MotionMan
 

HumblePie

Lifer
Oct 30, 2000
14,665
440
126
Maybe it's because it is a chop?

I challenge anyone to find video of that episode.

MotionMan

Yah, but the image would have been much funnier if there was a "real answer" as well. Because there isn't one, then it really is a joke to a targeted audience that ends up being to obscure to be funny to most. I didn't get it at first.
 

HumblePie

Lifer
Oct 30, 2000
14,665
440
126
Hehe, and another one over-analyzes a joke. ;)

Naw, the H20 joke was funny. Because anyone can get it if they think about it. It's really just a play on word that works. Not the best joke, but still one that appeals to a broad audience. If you ever want to actually BE funny and make money at it, then you have to analyze material and jokes in that manner. Who's the target audience, what's the punchline, how difficult is it to understand the punchline, and what is the intended effect of the joke? These are all questions you have to think about.

And it's hume.
 

Wyndru

Diamond Member
Apr 9, 2009
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EPIC Math fail!!

Did you just fall for it? :D

WoW trade chat is filled with this kind of stuff, (that one specifically) every night.

Also, the "remember pearl harbor - don't trust the chinese" always gets people all fired up. Pretty much any obviously incorrect statement that the kiddies can come up with to get a rise out of people.
 

Gibson486

Lifer
Aug 9, 2000
18,378
2
0
Again how do you jump from "I'd like an Water too" to "I'd like Hydrogen peroxide that will kill me"... regardless of too and 2..

Am i supposed to believe that the waitress is number 1 educated enough to not be working as a waitress and knows what H2O2 is in the first place.. or that at the same fucking time she is stupid enough to not know is is asking for water ALSO (too) or that 3 she is homicidal enough to give something that would kill you or make you very ill to a customer in the first place given that she was smart enough and dumb enough per the above argument..

Again the joke fails on just about every single level..

are you people that fucking dumb or just that fucking geeky? nm don't answer that..I already know.


So...you are telling me that a college student could not be paying their way through college as waitstaff?
 

Ben90

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Jun 14, 2009
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DangerAardvark

Diamond Member
Oct 22, 2004
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Naw, the H20 joke was funny. Because anyone can get it if they think about it. It's really just a play on word that works. Not the best joke, but still one that appeals to a broad audience. If you ever want to actually BE funny and make money at it, then you have to analyze material and jokes in that manner. Who's the target audience, what's the punchline, how difficult is it to understand the punchline, and what is the intended effect of the joke? These are all questions you have to think about.

And it's hume.

You must have gone to the Dat Phan school of comedy.
 

preslove

Lifer
Sep 10, 2003
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