Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[ShawnD1]

no, that would have been handholding you through the joke to the point that the joke would suck.

it's fine as is.

I didn't really think about the H2O2 thing. I just thought it was because the first guy said he was a chemist. The other guy is not a chemist so the same exact trick doesn't work for some reason 😀

 

[alfa147x]

 

[NoStateofMind]

 

[Brigandier]

Brilliant!

 

[RPD]

That is fucking hilarious. I should try that to my dog

 

[HAL9000]

h20 "too" = NOTHING.. which is what it said..


joke failure..

now if it had read "Gimme a H2O 2" then it woulda made sense..
I'm well aware of Chemistry was one of my fave classes.. but the delivery failed.

Wow I guess where you live "too" and "2" sound different...

 

[CVSiN]

Wow I guess where you live "too" and "2" sound different...

Again how do you jump from "I'd like an Water too" to "I'd like Hydrogen peroxide that will kill me"... regardless of too and 2..

Am i supposed to believe that the waitress is number 1 educated enough to not be working as a waitress and knows what H2O2 is in the first place.. or that at the same fucking time she is stupid enough to not know is is asking for water ALSO (too) or that 3 she is homicidal enough to give something that would kill you or make you very ill to a customer in the first place given that she was smart enough and dumb enough per the above argument..

Again the joke fails on just about every single level..

are you people that fucking dumb or just that fucking geeky? nm don't answer that..I already know.

 

[HAL9000]

Again how do you jump from "I'd like an Water too" to "I'd like Hydrogen peroxide that will kill me"... regardless of too and 2..

Am i supposed to believe that the waitress is number 1 educated enough to not be working as a waitress and knows what H2O2 is in the first place.. or that at the same fucking time she is stupid enough to not know is is asking for water ALSO (too) or that 3 she is homicidal enough to give something that would kill you or make you very ill to a customer in the first place given that she was smart enough and dumb enough per the above argument..

Again the joke fails on just about every single level..

are you people that fucking dumb or just that fucking geeky? nm don't answer that..I already know.

because It wasn't "I'd like water too" if heard out loud it was "I'd like aitch too oh too" I apologise if that was too complicated for you. It was meant as humour/ a play on words.

Never watch four candles by the two ronnies. Or Who's on first. You'd hate them.

 

[alfa147x]

 

[BoomerD]

Jeezus H. Muthafuckin Christ...some of youse are just dense as hell...

I'm not a chemist, nor have I ever taken any chemistry classes evar, and I got the joke...of course, not knowing chemistry, I had to look up H2O2...but I still got the joke...lame as it was.

 

[CVSiN]

because It wasn't "I'd like water too" if heard out loud it was "I'd like aitch too oh too" I apologise if that was too complicated for you. It was meant as humour/ a play on words.

Never watch four candles by the two ronnies. Or Who's on first. You'd hate them.

The difference is Who's on first is actually funny.. and makes sense..

The difference is outlined above.. in a bar or resturant setting when someone says I want an H2O TOO they want a fucking water ALSO..

Now if the setting where in a LAB and it was an lab assistant asking what they wanted and they used that same setup it would BE FUNNY because it makes sense!

Setting makes all the difference in the world..

 

[HAL9000]

The difference is Who's on first is actually funny.. and makes sense..

The difference is outlined above.. in a bar or resturant setting when someone says I want an H2O TOO they want a fucking water ALSO..

Now if the setting where in a LAB and it was an lab assistant asking what they wanted and they used that same setup it would BE FUNNY because it makes sense!

Setting makes all the difference in the world..

Great, you didn't find it funny move on. It's not my fault you didn't get a simple joke.

 

[NoStateofMind]

 

[NoStateofMind]

 

[vshah]

ahahahahaha good god the poop

 

[BoomerD]

heh-heh...I am SO stealing that for future use here.

 

[FuzzyDunlop]

The difference is Who's on first is actually funny.. and makes sense..

The difference is outlined above.. in a bar or resturant setting when someone says I want an H2O TOO they want a fucking water ALSO..

Now if the setting where in a LAB and it was an lab assistant asking what they wanted and they used that same setup it would BE FUNNY because it makes sense!

Setting makes all the difference in the world..

wow you are totally buzz killing this thread. Rather than continuing this here, why dont you go start a new thread and tell everyone how much of a dense imbecile you are there?

 

[alfa147x]

Yes Hume would like it if you made your own thread

 

[zinfamous]

Me stupid.. I dont get it...

second guy says "I'll have H2O, too!"

which sounds like H2O2. waiter brought him some hydrogen peroxide. :awe:

 

[zinfamous]

h20 "too" = NOTHING.. which is what it said..


joke failure..

now if it had read "Gimme a H2O 2" then it woulda made sense..
I'm well aware of Chemistry was one of my fave classes.. but the delivery failed.

whoa...really?

is it that tough??

😀😀

 

[zinfamous]

Sorry maybe I'm too much a concrete thinker. but I don't see it from that statement..
I read "get me a water too.."

Not H2O2

And then having even think that some stupid ass minimum wage waitress would know what h2o2 was..

retarded..

wow. your failure at humor and creative thinking is sad. 🙁

are you a conservative? :hmm:

 

[zinfamous]

whoa, I am way late. lol

 

[CVSiN]

wow you are totally buzz killing this thread. Rather than continuing this here, why dont you go start a new thread and tell everyone how much of a dense imbecile you are there?

nice post tough guy..

maybe you should look up those words as you don't seem to understand their meanings or proper usage.

An "Imbecile" would be incapable of analysis of the above joke or a well thought out post..
ie; you in the above post..

I on the other hand posted not only why it wasn't funny but also suggested a setting in which the joke would actually work.

But then again what do I expect from basement dwelling internet virgins on ATOT?...
Again reference the above post.. pretty much that.

 

[DivideBYZero]

The difference is Who's on first is actually funny.. and makes sense..

The difference is outlined above.. in a bar or resturant setting when someone says I want an H2O TOO they want a fucking water ALSO..

Now if the setting where in a LAB and it was an lab assistant asking what they wanted and they used that same setup it would BE FUNNY because it makes sense!

Setting makes all the difference in the world..

You've got to be brain dead not to get it. There is no way you should need to have it all laid out for you with words of no more than two syllables for it to BE FUNNY. Stop murdering our lulz!

 

[alfa147x]

here you guys go:
http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?p=31475359#post31475359