Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[MotionMan]

I've seen that happen IRL. Someone lost their apartment deposit, but it would have been worth it if we had it videoed. Sadly, it was 1988, so, no go.

MotionMan

 

[Nemesis13]

What a moron. If someone tried that on my kitchen counter that bottle would be up their ass. At minimum he would have put a gouge in the countertop.

Its from Arrested Development, its a running joke that everything in the house is made shoddy.

 

[Ichinisan]

It plays slow on my iPad. You can clearly see the edge of the table breaking off well before he strikes it.

...perhaps because he has done that many times before in the same spot.

 

[Fritzo]

Its from Arrested Development, its a running joke that everything in the house is made shoddy.

Ahhhh....you know that's one of those shows that everyone loves, but I have never seen a single episode. It seems like I would like though. Odd.

 

[Fritzo]

Hey, I've done it... necessity is the mother of invention. When the only thing standing between you and that case of beer is a silly metal cap... well... "Hey guys, watch this!"

That clip almost looks like one of those dumb, overdrama info-mercials...

...and, if you look at it, the counter is already broken.

http://www.wikihow.com/Open-a-Bottle-Without-a-Bottle-Opener

 

[Gibsons]

What a moron. If someone tried that on my kitchen counter that bottle would be up their ass. At minimum he would have put a gouge in the countertop.

And it wasn't even beer. I could understand the sacrifice for a beer, but not for lemonade.

 

[Gibsons]

Speaking of beer...

 

[phucheneh]

http://www.wikihow.com/Open-a-Bottle-Without-a-Bottle-Opener

Nine ways? There is one way. And it's the easiest thing in the world.

1) Find rigid object. Cigarette lighters are the most common (Bic, not cheap clear ones). Folding knife works. A freakin' stick can work.

2) Hold bottle firmly around neck with weak hand.

3) Use index finger of weak hand as a fulcrum for your random object lever and pop top off.

Not hard. And while I'm aware that the gif is Arrested Development- yeah, if someone did that on my counter, or any furniture in my house, I'd kick them in the face.

 

[Jodell88]

 

[Fritzo]

Holy crap it's Spiderman!

 

[Nemesis13]

 

[Regs]

Holy crap it's Spiderman!

Even if I could get my body to do that, I would be so dizzy by midway I would spin off into the other half of the gym. Truly remarkable.

 

[Gibsons]

Even if I could get my body to do that, I would be so dizzy by midway I would spin off into the other half of the gym. Truly remarkable.

I think I'd rupture a few disks and dislocate a knee or a hip or both.

 

[eits]

Behold---the tacos you are given in heaven:

i just threw up a little bit.

 

[Gibsons]

 

[KeithTalent]

Bwahaha, that went somewhere I was not expecting! :awe:

KT

 

[MisterJackson]

Nine ways? There is one way. And it's the easiest thing in the world.

1) Find rigid object. Cigarette lighters are the most common (Bic, not cheap clear ones). Folding knife works. A freakin' stick can work.

2) Hold bottle firmly around neck with weak hand.

3) Use index finger of weak hand as a fulcrum for your random object lever and pop top off.

Not hard. And while I'm aware that the gif is Arrested Development- yeah, if someone did that on my counter, or any furniture in my house, I'd kick them in the face.

Lighten up and have a beer!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QmKHfYfovk&feature=player_embedded

 

[Jodell88]

Clearing the road for an ambulance.

 

[Fritzo]

i just threw up a little bit.

You get sick at the thought of a bacon-shelled taco? That's like....like...being food-gay!

 

[SaltBoy]

Trippy!

 

[Gibsons]

 

[Gibsons]

 

[disappoint]

Kancho!

 

[Jodell88]

 

[eits]

You get sick at the thought of a bacon-shelled taco? That's like....like...being food-gay!

yeah, i'm imagining taking a bite and it's absolutely disgusting to think about. soooo much salt and fat. forget that.