Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[preslove]

Movied called After Sex

Thank you, good sir.

 

[eits]

Is this a skinny joke or a hot girl joke?


BTW, I'd let either of them fart in my mouth.

ugh. no.

 

[OCNewbie]

Movied called After Sex

It was a really bad movie. The plot was all wrong.

 

[zinfamous]

It was a really bad movie. The plot was all wrong.

I don't know about you, but I just saw some girl sticking her fingers in Kunis' cooter.

 

[zinfamous]

^and lol, so did this guy:

D:

 

[KaOTiK]

I don't know about you, but I just saw some girl sticking her fingers in Kunis' cooter.

The other chick is the hot Zoe Saldana aka Uhura from Star Trek

 

[DangerAardvark]

ugh. no.

You can't "ugh, no" my love of Russian prostitutes. Besides, their farts probably tastes like cocaine and cottage cheese.

 

[Gibsons]

You can't "ugh, no" my love of Russian prostitutes. Besides, their farts probably tastes like cocaine and cottage cheese.

Cocaine causes numbness and what little taste cottage cheese has isn't good.

They probably taste like strawberries and bananas on a mix of chocolate and vanilla ice cream.

 

[punjabiplaya]

 

[Gibson486]

Dam....how do you explain that to the insurance....

 

[Locut0s]

Movied called After Sex

Mila Kunis, thought so!

 

[Locut0s]

Dam....how do you explain that to the insurance....

The biker's insurance? The vid will do nicely.

 

[thescreensavers]

Thanks

DL'in' now

That was the only good part lol

 

[Spoooon]

The biker's insurance? The vid will do nicely.

Yeah, I don't think he'd have anything to worry about.

 

[Gibsons]

Yeah, I don't think he'd have anything to worry about.

"Moron hit me from behind. Here's the vid."

Whoever hit him pretty much "uh... I'm a moron, just pay him and raise my rates."

 

[OutHouse]

bwhahahahahah thats awesome

 

[OutHouse]

yay @ assault.

where is the intent?

no assault found.

 

[GTaudiophile]

Thank you, good sir.

You can stream it on Netflix

 

[MotionMan]

Dam....how do you explain that to the insurance....

It's called a "Sandwich Rear-Ender."

Little explanation necessary.

MotionMan (<--- Use to handle auto accident lawsuits.)

 

[ElFenix]

I don't know about you, but I just saw some girl sticking her fingers in Kunis' cooter.

the girl was zoe saldana, who is also ridiculously damn hot :awe:


edit: i see this was covered yesterday :hmm:

 

[zinfamous]

the girl was zoe saldana, who is also ridiculously damn hot :awe:


edit: i see this was covered yesterday :hmm:

word

 

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[busydude]

 

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