Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[zylander]

 

[LikeLinus]

How? Because he has more than two brain cells and can back up his argument with facts? Jeez, who'd wanna be friends with a guy like that. I guess people who don't want a friend like you.

In all fairness, the gif is hilarious though. Don't mean to derail, keep the lulz coming!

You know how I know you don't have any real life friends?

 

[CrazyAznDriver]

 

[Greenman]

That man needs a big ass rifle.

 

[CrazyAznDriver]

That man needs a big ass rifle.

tiger is after some Indian food mmm

 

[zinfamous]

tiger is after some Indian food mmm

He's gonna have the shits tomorrow

 

[Bateluer]

That man needs a big ass rifle.

Or a taller elephant.

 

[Newbian]

tiger is after some Indian food mmm

Going to regret it after eating it.

Poor kitty.

 

[CrazyAznDriver]

Going to regret it after eating it.

Poor kitty.

Here is the video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJuvEZY4Ufs Indian deserved it imo

 

[Locut0s]

Going to regret it after eating it.

Poor kitty.

I think I've seen the vid this is from. The guy ends up ok I believe but yeah it's an amazing shot. Poor elephant actually. Despite the fact that he's way bigger than the tiger and could probably kill it, I don't doubt the tiger still scared the shit out of him.

 

[CrazyAznDriver]

 

[busydude]

I think I've seen the vid this is from. The guy ends up ok I believe but yeah it's an amazing shot.

IIRC, he lost a couple of fingers and that tiger's stabbed his abdomen with his paw. Let me dig up the link.

The 25-year-old mahout, Satya Pegu, who was badly lacerated, lost three fingers on his left hand, is in a hospital in Dibrugarh. Doctors are worried about the onset of gangrene and may have to amputate his left palm.

http://tkcollier.wordpress.com/2007/07/06/tiger-attack-video-story/

 

[MarkXIX]

That man needs a big ass rifle.

No, that man needs a clean pair of shorts. That cat is fucking awesome!

 

[MarkXIX]

HAHA! Were you driving, CrazyAznDriver?

 

[CrazyAznDriver]

HAHA! Were you driving, CrazyAznDriver?

No that was my cousin at my sisters wedding

 

[alfa147x]

lol

 

[CrazyAznDriver]

Another cat attack:

A Cleveland man was attacked by a housecat Friday afternoon and the man's injuries are so severe that he had to be taken by air ambulance to Memorial Hermann Hospital in Houston.
The altercation between the man and the animal occurred at a home on CR 3182 a few miles south of Cleveland in Liberty County.
At some point during the attack, the man and the cat reportedly were injured by a knife the man was holding. The man was taken to Cleveland Regional Medical Center before being transported to Houston.
Game wardens Danny Diaz and Adam Broll captured the cat. It was taken to Big Thicket Animal Hospital for examination.
The man's identity is unknown at this time.

http://www.yourhoustonnews.com/cleveland/news/article_3f8b7022-782a-11e0-b12d-001cc4c002e0.html

 

[Soccerman06]

Not sure how someone can get his ass handed to him that bad by a 15lb cat. Did he forget to hit the cat and stabbed himself with a knife??

 

[punjabiplaya]

 

[RPD]

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[alfa147x]

 

[zinfamous]

 

[busydude]

 

[Locut0s]

Wow. Is that the sound of a lawsuit I hear being written up? If they survived that is.

 

[skyking]

it is fake.