Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/eKPOnfI

 

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/MqEeNLq

 

[kage69]

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

https://imgur.com/MqEeNLq

Ugh I'm afraid to ask what that even was. There's some things we ain't designed to swim in.

 

[Pohemi]

https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/1l1hke3/once_in_a_lifetime_moment_a_leopard_and_a_black

 

[KMFJD]

 

[sdifox]

Ugh I'm afraid to ask what that even was. There's some things we ain't designed to swim in.

It's whatever the vacuum truck dumped out.

 

[sdifox]

https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/1l1hke3/once_in_a_lifetime_moment_a_leopard_and_a_black

Umm, a black panther is just a black leopard or jaguar no?

 

[VashHT]

Umm, a black panther is just a black leopard or jaguar no?

That's correct, there's no big cat called a panther.

 

[sdifox]

That's correct, there's no big cat called a panther.

I have seen two leopards in the Toronto Zoo, one yellow with spots and the other black. They are siblings.

 

[IronWing]

That's correct, there's no big cat called a panther.

The Florida Panther would like a word with you. Though mountain lions are small cats for extremely large values of small.

 

[Pohemi]

Funny that the Florida Panther isn't a Panther at all. That always made me laugh.

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

It's whatever the vacuum truck dumped out.

Exactly. Raw sewage? Maybe. Bunker fuel remnant? Sure. Nuclear reactor control rod water? Why not! Big bucket of blood and offal from a slaughterhouse? OPEN WIDE AND LET'S FIND OUT.

 

[sdifox]

The Florida Panther would like a word with you. Though mountain lions are small cats for extremely large values of small.

Them be cougars.

 

[kage69]

Exactly. Raw sewage? Maybe. Bunker fuel remnant? Sure. Nuclear reactor control rod water? Why not! Big bucket of blood and offal from a slaughterhouse? OPEN WIDE AND LET'S FIND OUT.

Raw sewage smells pretty bad, I kinda doubt someone would approach the funk and then try to walk on it. My guess is industrial cleaning of some kind, and that's a dumping reservoir for some unspeakable bouillabaisse of nasty.

 

[kage69]

Them be cougars.

Florida's just loaded with'em.

But I'm pretty sure the cats are endangered.

 

[IronWing]

That's correct, there's no big cat called a panther.

All the big cats are pantherinae. While cougars are big, they are small cats.

Pantherinae - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Chaotic42]

 

[sdifox]

Raw sewage smells pretty bad, I kinda doubt someone would approach the funk and then try to walk on it. My guess is industrial cleaning of some kind, and that's a dumping reservoir for some unspeakable bouillabaisse of nasty.

If you work there, your brain would mask most of it to prevent sensory overload.

 

[Pohemi]

https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/1l0q2zn/each_girl_is_playing_both_instruments_at_the_same

 

[mikeymikec]

If anyone is looking for more, here's where I got it from:

https://imgur.com/a/IR1RaWQ

 

[Pohemi]

https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/1l31qwv/removing_bagels_from_the_oven

 

[Pohemi]

LOL at his obvious disdain at the end.

https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/1l262s8/this_guy_made_a_video_bypassing_a_lock_the

 

[mikeymikec]

 

[KMFJD]