Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[William Gaatjes]

When did British Telecom get into this type of hardware?

I have no idea. I am not British.

 

[William Gaatjes]

I imagine there are all types and the ones with BT connection tend to be vibrators. Otherwise what is the point of the BT connection?

Built in speaker?

“Helloooooo. Hellooooo…Hellooooo….”

“Has anyone seen where I parked my truck?”

“Damn…I’ve spelunked in smaller caverns than this c*nt!”

I assume this housesong from the 90s is the default sound produced by her buttplug :
Or with that red and blue alternating light she can impersonate a police officer with a police bicycle with a two tone siren : "dildo dildo", responding to a call.


Interactive - Dildo

 

[IronWing]

When did British Telecom get into this type of hardware?

What do you suppose the penalty was for violating the TV license?

 

[kage69]

Seriously though, watching Brits discover American BBQ for the first time is always fun.

 

[kage69]

Verily. By the husk.

 

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/QyXszEn

 

[kage69]

Sooo much *chef's kiss*

https://imgur.com/4cR8KDr

 

[kage69]

 

[kage69]

 

[kage69]

 

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/z7oa6Yv

 

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/NCUg98h

 

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/e0iY0sx

 

[BoomerD]

https://imgur.com/NCUg98h

Human fender?

 

[kage69]

I think he may have gotten lucky, doesn't look like the stern was squared up with the berth as it was reaching the end. He fell in on what may have been a slight gap. Or maybe he got taxed some ribs. Idiots and boats, always quite the combo.

 

[kage69]

 

[grandmasterfluffles]

 

[kage69]

 

[grandmasterfluffles]

 

[kage69]

 

[kage69]

 

[kage69]

 

[grandmasterfluffles]

 

[grandmasterfluffles]

 

[IronWing]

Sooo much *chef's kiss*

https://imgur.com/4cR8KDr

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