Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Ferrari355]

 

[BoomerD]

We got a couple of Swing Away canopeners for wedding gifts in 197

Agreed, that's why I got one of these:

Amazon.com

Moving parts can't break if there's no moving parts!

We received a couple of SwingAway can openers for wedding gifts in 1975…we still have them…but they’re in a box in the garage. We changed to these about 10 years ago:

Amazon.com

So much better…and easier on my arthritis.

 

[pmv]

Interesting. I need to look into those...who knew one could learn something actually useful from the Hume thread.

[Edit] to be clear, I mean the can-openers, not the whiskey and vodka. Though might investigate those also.

 

[JEDI]

Agreed, that's why I got one of these:

Amazon.com

Moving parts can't break if there's no moving parts!

I got those military can openers 4 for $1 eBay years ago. (From lxskellr suggestion)
I'm still on my 1st one where as all other can-openers failed within few months

 

[JEDI]

That was me and my friends downloading the Tommy Lee/ Pamela Anderson video over DSL.

Paris Hilton.
Can't believe at age 18 she sucked off a guy twice her age

 

[JEDI]

We got a couple of Swing Away canopeners for wedding gifts in 197

We received a couple of SwingAway can openers for wedding gifts in 1975…we still have them…but they’re in a box in the garage. We changed to these about 10 years ago:

Amazon.com

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So much better…and easier on my arthritis.

Try Electric can opener for your arthritis?

 

[skyking]

Military like P38?

 

[JEDI]

Military like P38?

Yes!
Didn't know the P38 came in 2 sizes?

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

Yes!
Didn't know the P38 came in 2 sizes?

Note that the one in my link is basically that for adult hands, and doesn't fold (no need to be compact).

 

[JEDI]

Note that the one in my link is basically that for adult hands, and doesn't fold (no need to be compact).

Why use that at like 40x the cost of a p38? (I think I paid 4 for$1 or .25 each)

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

Why use that at like 40x the cost of a p38? (I think I paid 4 for$1 or .25 each)

Well, the size is a lot more comfortable to use, and I'm only every going to buy one so the cost difference is negligible over the lifetime of the product.

It's only $11, if that's going to break your bank you probably need to be opening cans with rocks.

 

[lxskllr]

I used to use a p38 but switched to a Swiss army knife. My old one finally wore out enough to replace it, and using it as a kitchen utility tool gets more life out of it. I prefer it anyway.

 

[KMFJD]

https://imgur.com/cYDmtjR

 

[KMFJD]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1723844585015607762

 

[KMFJD]

https://imgur.com/zzuo1Jm

 

[mikeymikec]

 

[JEDI]

Well, the size is a lot more comfortable to use, and I'm only every going to buy one so the cost difference is negligible over the lifetime of the product.

It's only $11, if that's going to break your bank you probably need to be opening cans with rocks.

It's called throwing $away.
If a $0.25 item does the same thing as a $11 item , then im getting the .25 item.

You answer says the $11 item is not the same for you. You're willing to pay more for it being more comfortable, which is a good reason.

 

[Ferrari355]

 

[KMFJD]

 

[kage69]

Yes!
Didn't know the P38 came in 2 sizes?

Yep, there's a smaller more compact version for officers, vehicle crews and folks in the rear.

 

[kage69]

 

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/FaWxPCV

 

[highland145]

Is that ever a good idea?

 

[kage69]

Sure, you just need some plywood, then you're good.

It can be done, not by fuckwits or amateurs though. A seasoned fried turkey might be my favorite way to do it. Dry rub/spatchcock action is great too, comes with the bonus of being terrible at both setting your house on fire and sending people to the burn unit.

 

[kage69]

See, women shouldn't dis Dad Reflexes.

https://imgur.com/KEQvKbU