Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[kage69]

Got word there's going to be like 7 or 8 kinds of pie.

I'm already fasting. Don't need no diabetes under my fake xmas tree, dagnabit.

 

[DAPUNISHER]

LOL no.

 

[KMFJD]

https://imgur.com/mOWKhwp

 

[Iron Woode]

 

[Ferrari355]

 

[Artorias]

https://imgur.com/ybjJ0hm

She was about to be food.

 

[KMFJD]

an interview with her later

 

[KMFJD]

https://imgur.com/pxaDoAR

 

[igor_kavinski]

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I'll pass living in Japan.

 

[BudAshes]

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I'll pass living in Japan.

Meanwhile their beautiful countryside is empty. We should just send some of our rural folk to Japan.

 

[Ferrari355]

 

[BoomerD]

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I was walking on the beach when I stumbled upon an object sticking up out of the sand. It looked old, so I grabbed my beach towel and started rubbing the sand off of it. To my amazement, a genie appeared.
"Oh great master, for freeing me from the bottle, I will grant you ONE wish." the genie said.

I thought about it for a while and said, "Genie, I want you to build me a road from California to Hawaii, complete with restaurants, motels, and fuel stations."

The genie replied, "Oh great master, the task you have wished for is impossible. The great oceanic depths, the wind, and the waves and the storms, along with the distance would prevent me from ever completing such a thing. Please ask me for something else."

So...I thought about it some more and told the genie, "OK then genie. I want to know EVERYTHING about women. What they think, how they think, why they think the things they do, why they do the things they do, just every thing about women."

The genie looked carefully at me for a few minutes...then he replied, "So...how many lanes are we building this bridge?"






Thank you folks. I'll be here all week...and don't forget to tip your server.

 

[mikeymikec]

Sound needed:

https://imgur.com/DZId7DP

 

[SKORPI0]

 

[mikeymikec]

 

[dank69]

 

[kage69]

 

[kage69]

 

[kage69]

 

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/tNJMuL8

 

[kage69]

 

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/AbUruKZ

That was me and typing. Long time ago I had someone tell me not to focus on typing and think about something else while doing it, suddenly I'm typing like 40-50 words a minute and minimal errors.

Felt like such a tit.

 

[mikeymikec]

Sound needed. It adds to the classiness of the clip, of course.

https://imgur.com/a/Rb515Rl

 

[HomerJS]

https://imgur.com/pxaDoAR

Clearly the fault of the arrow.

 

[dank69]

https://imgur.com/ePUek9J