dank69
Lifer
- Oct 6, 2009
- 37,617
- 33,336
- 136
Fritzo
Lifer
- Jan 3, 2001
- 41,920
- 2,162
- 126
MtnMan
Diamond Member
- Jul 27, 2004
- 9,453
- 8,863
- 136
snoopy7548
Diamond Member
- Jan 1, 2005
- 8,301
- 5,384
- 146
Fritzo
Lifer
- Jan 3, 2001
- 41,920
- 2,162
- 126
I think that'll be him 2 hours after being sentenced...with a Russian passport in hand.
Dr. Detroit
Diamond Member
- Sep 25, 2004
- 8,642
- 1,013
- 126
KMFJD
Lifer
- Aug 11, 2005
- 33,846
- 54,511
- 136
husband who robbed bank to escape wife is sentenced to home confinement
mikeymikec
Lifer
- May 19, 2011
- 21,568
- 16,818
- 136
An imgur post dedicated to your mother (sound needed):
Plus the most popular comment (ft. Bryan Cranston)
Plus the most popular comment (ft. Bryan Cranston)
kage69
Lifer
- Jul 17, 2003
- 31,734
- 48,557
- 136
dank69
Lifer
- Oct 6, 2009
- 37,617
- 33,336
- 136
dank69
Lifer
- Oct 6, 2009
- 37,617
- 33,336
- 136
dank69
Lifer
- Oct 6, 2009
- 37,617
- 33,336
- 136
dank69
Lifer
- Oct 6, 2009
- 37,617
- 33,336
- 136
mikeymikec
Lifer
- May 19, 2011
- 21,568
- 16,818
- 136
dank69
Lifer
- Oct 6, 2009
- 37,617
- 33,336
- 136
HomerJS
Lifer
- Feb 6, 2002
- 39,921
- 33,574
- 136
KMFJD
Lifer
- Aug 11, 2005
- 33,846
- 54,511
- 136
KMFJD
Lifer
- Aug 11, 2005
- 33,846
- 54,511
- 136
BudAshes
Lifer
- Jul 20, 2003
- 14,011
- 3,400
- 146
A comprehensive failure, comprehensively documented. He got nowhere near a speed that would have got across, that was as ill-thought-out as the invasion of Ukraine.
- Oct 10, 1999
- 31,386
- 12,869
- 136
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his:
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out. "Business trip or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said. "Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked. “What’s your Business at this convention?"
“Lecturer." She responded. "I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
“Really?” He said. “And what kind of myths are there?”
“Well.” She explained. “One popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. "I’m Sorry." She said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t even know your name."
"Tonto." The man said. "Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba." ...........
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out. "Business trip or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said. "Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked. “What’s your Business at this convention?"
“Lecturer." She responded. "I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
“Really?” He said. “And what kind of myths are there?”
“Well.” She explained. “One popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. "I’m Sorry." She said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t even know your name."
"Tonto." The man said. "Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba." ...........
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