Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[KMFJD]

 

[KMFJD]

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[skyking]

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One time I had other people's dogs waiting patiently for me to dirty the cast iron they had licked clean. They were so happy "Got anymore of that stuff? You cookin eggs soon, what are we doin here?"

Our little blind girl just got 15 minutes of fun with an empty dog food bag. I think I will keep it a while and put dog food dust in it periodically.


Cover me brother, I'm goin in

She rolled it all over, bit at it, did an endo. Good times!

 

[kage69]

 

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[Captante]

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All he needs is copious amounts of chest-hair and a big gold chain poking out of that v-neck!

 

[kage69]

sauve mofo alert

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[[DHT]Osiris]

sauve mofo alert

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Norwegian forest cat I think, we're pretty sure one of ours is half, though we're waiting for his mane to come in to confirm.

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[RnR_au]

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[kage69]

Norwegian forest cat I think, we're pretty sure one of ours is half, though we're waiting for his mane to come in to confirm.

My money is on Maine c00n, pure bred mature male there. The males get blockier heads and jaws than the Norwegians, to me anyway.

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

My money is on Maine c00n, pure bred mature male there. The males get blockier heads and jaws than the Norwegians, to me anyway.

He's definitely not pure bred, his litter mates were split between his look and domestic shorthairs. Definitely could be maine but we have another maine and they don't look very similar. Still could be, though.

 

[kage69]

He's definitely not pure bred, his litter mates were split between his look and domestic shorthairs. Definitely could be maine but we have another maine and they don't look very similar. Still could be, though.

Oop sry was referring to my cat clip there. Your fine specimen is hard for me to place but not c00n yeah. When he's past 3years old and starts to crank out extra fluff everywhere maybe he got some Norge. Those ears got me wondering.

Definitely looks like a pedigree Good Boy though. Ready to dutifully save the rest of the house from the threat of moths and flies, only too happy to be Doing His Part. May he provide you with many cat massages.

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

Oop sry was referring to my cat clip there. Your fine specimen is hard for me to place but not c00n yeah. When he's past 3years old and starts to crank out extra fluff everywhere maybe he got some Norge. Those ears got me wondering.

Definitely looks like a pedigree Good Boy though. Ready to dutifully save the rest of the house from the threat of moths and flies, only too happy to be Doing His Part. May he provide you with many cat massages.

He chews on ankles. A lot. He's like 15 fucking pounds and really likes chewing on human meat.

 

[kage69]

So on the road to Good Boy then.

Scruff him with your teeth a few times, give him a bit of a hoist like a mom cat would. Once he gets you aren't above chewing on cat meat you should see a change. At least with you haha.

 

[kage69]

 

[kage69]

Uh, I don't know you.

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