Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[zinfamous]

Allot of men are wearing bracelets? Sometimes I think I'm blind. Then again, I tend not to notice what dudes are wearing as I don't really care.

To be fair, 30% of all known male bracelets are worn by Jeremy Clarkson

 

[kage69]

Ouch. Clams, mussels, oysters... No thanks. One bad sea loogie can be nearly identical to a burly case of norovirus. Screw that.

Pollution has made me chill on a lot of seafood, but it is all about the scallops. It's a clean muscle, no guts, not being used as a filter. Get the bacon.

 

[skyking]

Ouch. Clams, mussels, oysters... No thanks. One bad sea loogie can be nearly identical to a burly case of norovirus. Screw that.

Pollution has made me chill on a lot of seafood, but it is all about the scallops. It's a clean muscle, no guts, not being used as a filter. Get the bacon.

sister is very allergic. Her last encounter was a little cherry tomato that had gotten some oil off a nearby oyster on a tray at a party. She ended up in the ER.

 

[Fritzo]

To be fair, 30% of all known male bracelets are worn by Jeremy Clarkson

Honestly I'm seeing bracelets showing up in men's clothing stores now. I think it's a new trend they're pushing on us.

 

[sdifox]

Those are amulets. There is a reason why Hammond is usually the one hurt.

 

[Pohemi]

Please be real.

It is real. He tweeted (or replied to a tweet) right after the release of, 'Weird: The Al Yankovic Story' in regards to where people could watch it. He didn't care about profits from sales, he just wanted people who wanted to see it to be able to (it was limited outside the US.)

BTW- I thought the movie was pretty amusing. It isn't as ridiculous as UHF, but it's obviously not cemented in reality either. Danielle Radcliffe did an excellent portrayal IMHO, and went through a decent amount of prep for the role (hanging out with Yankovich and getting advice, learning to play the accordion, etc.) If you ever enjoyed Weird Al, it's definitely worth an amusing watch.

 

[skyking]

After this tweet, I really respect Weird Al.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1546611438650793985

 

[Skel]

 

[mikeymikec]

Please be real.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1588719949748776961

 

[Pohemi]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1588719949748776961

I love this comment on that thread:

 

[mikeymikec]

Premium grade shitposting (sound needed):

https://imgur.com/a/S94Og04

 

[stargazr]

 

[kage69]

 

[KMFJD]

 

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/uKyKzag

 

[kage69]

 

[kage69]

 

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/c9x6kJF

 

[KMFJD]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1635443972683202561

 

[KMFJD]

hp inkjet printer i bet, their violence is justified

 

[shortylickens]

https://imgur.com/2PNOiDn

Keep this for future reference.

 

[kage69]

I think he's lying.

https://imgur.com/Ok00FmN

 

[kage69]

 

[kage69]

 

[kage69]