Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Torn Mind]

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The most successful breed of dog yet. Shaping nature to sexual desires.

 

[dank69]

 

[dank69]

 

[dank69]

https://imgur.com/PhN0yiB

 

[KMFJD]

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Speaking of crimes against pizza , check this shit out

https://twitter.com/x/status/1485075087304888321

 

[Captante]

Might want to hit mute!

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

Speaking of crimes against pizza , check this shit out

https://twitter.com/x/status/1485075087304888321

That's the laziest goddamned pizza I've ever seen.

 

[dank69]

That's the laziest goddamned pizza I've ever seen.

60 years and nobody found time in their schedule to nuke that site from orbit?

 

[BudAshes]

60 years and nobody found time in their schedule to nuke that site from orbit?

To be fair it is in Pittsburg. Everyone there has already lost the will to live.

 

[dank69]

 

[KMFJD]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1493778302787457029

 

[Spacehead]

 

[Spacehead]

 

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/jaCRi5j

 

[Zorba]

https://imgur.com/jaCRi5j

Absolutely perfect for those times you need to rescue a completely alert, non-panicking, fully swimming, fully aware person.

 

[zinfamous]

this is bonkers. I didn't think corkscrews were a thing on the wooden-style coasters, that thing is brilliant. going through the structure...yikes.

 

[kage69]

 

[dank69]

 

[dank69]

 

[Fritzo]

Speaking of crimes against pizza , check this shit out

https://twitter.com/x/status/1485075087304888321

This made me angry. It's like "Well, our even broke. Just throw the pizza on the hot crust and it will melt everything."

 

[Fritzo]

People believe that shit. It's not even funny anymore.

 

[dank69]

People believe that shit. It's not even funny anymore.

Didn't see wasps = suspicious
Didn't see darts = not suspicious?

 

[darkswordsman17]

Didn't see wasps = suspicious
Didn't see darts = not suspicious?

Wait til they find out the wasps/bees are microbots...

 

[NuclearNed]

I had no idea where to post this, but this thread seemed like a good enough place...

So a guy died and went straight to Hell. Soon after he arrived, the devil gave him the tour of the place, which ultimately ended up in a side-cavern full of molten rock. The devil tells the guy “This is it. Your punishment is that you will spend the rest of eternity neck-deep in this pool of lava.” The guy looks at the devil and says “Well… you know… since we’re underground, technically that stuff is magma.” The devil looks him in the eye and says “You do understand… that’s exactly the reason you’re here, right?”

 

[dank69]

https://imgur.com/ttBpgmQ