Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Greenman]

Dragons probably love the taste of lawyer.

I disagree, I think they'd hate it. Way to much foreskin.

 

[Torn Mind]

Meat sink:

https://imgur.com/sEqXYhu

Lady Gaga inspired, perhaps.

 

[KMFJD]

 

[mikeymikec]

Telekinetic tennis players:

Telekinetic Tennis: New Discipline For Tokyo 2021

Telekinetic tennis players are competing in Tokyo 2021 Olympics for the first time ever. This is a truly historic moment in the world's sport.

www.sadanduseless.com

Example:

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

I've been about that high up and hammering on some misplaced concrete, but not dangling from a set of chains. F that.
We loaded a Terex similar to this one about 3/4 full and level with dirt.

The teamster drove it down into the diversion channel, down a grade so steep he was out of brake air pressure about 25% of the way down.
No worries, I had one of these in front of him and backed him down there, includiing around a switchback.

Then we rigged up the backhoe like this one with real rigging, not some half assed chains:

Picked it up with one of these sitting way above us on the middle road.

Then I climbed a ladder and set the backhoe where I wanted it, unrigged it, set the outriggers, and directed the teamster to back me up till I could reach the concrete.
Then I raked off about 8" across a whole panel pour measuring 16' x 24' that was poured there in error.

When the wife asks why you need all that stuff in the garage and you say 'I'll probably need it at some point'.

 

[stargazr]

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Got number two right or more accurately wrong see below

Spoiler

because condoms suck!

 

[stargazr]

 

[Fanatical Meat]

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Wrong!

Original not bad

Cover much better
Not live but Motörhead it doesn’t matter

 

[Torn Mind]

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Ah, but I know of one cover who can do seamless surgery on the original song and enhance it.

That same gal I made two threads about, JoJo.

She covered Weak by SWV

Cover 1 - live in mid-20s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c58b3w_4dUM

Cover 2 - Yahoo music back at 13

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqiPG1ynb-A

Cover 3 - Original recording at 13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwgfSYPb5XM

Cover 4 - Re-recording opening at 28. The opening is one such example of enhancement of the song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRSIQJFO4xk

 

[stargazr]

Ah, but I know of one cover who can do seamless surgery on the original song and enhance it.

That same gal I made two threads about, JoJo.

She covered Weak by SWV

Cover 1 - live in mid-20s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c58b3w_4dUM

Cover 2 - Yahoo music back at 13

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqiPG1ynb-A

Cover 3 - Original recording at 13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwgfSYPb5XM

Cover 4 - Re-recording opening at 28. The opening is one such example of enhancement of the song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRSIQJFO4xk

Agreed, there are tons of covers that are great. They went a bit too far with the cover version pic.

 

[kage69]

 

[kage69]

 

[kage69]

Here we see Kevin McCarthy moonlighting at an undisclosed Floridian resort...

What? You don't like toilet humor?

 

[kage69]

 

[kage69]

Cleaning July 29th off my laptop:

https://imgur.com/3p5vHuV

 

[kage69]

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Ah, but I know of one cover who can do seamless surgery on the original song and enhance it.

That same gal I made two threads about, JoJo.

She covered Weak by SWV

Cover 1 - live in mid-20s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c58b3w_4dUM

Cover 2 - Yahoo music back at 13

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqiPG1ynb-A

Cover 3 - Original recording at 13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwgfSYPb5XM

Cover 4 - Re-recording opening at 28. The opening is one such example of enhancement of the song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRSIQJFO4xk

 

[MtnMan]

Passive-aggressive message regarding the outrage of having to make my own sandwich in the first place.

 

[shortylickens]

Passive-aggressive message regarding the outrage of having to make my own sandwich in the first place.

if I make you a sandwich its gonna have sardines and arsenic.

 

[Torn Mind]

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I listen to many masters. Only Billie Eilish is the one perfectly repulsive singer I have come across so far.

I'm a full believer in Die Mariahschule(the Mariah school) is an example of convergent evolution in music with the late 18th century, with Mariah herself foreshadowed by the Clarinet Concerto and JoJo the Mendelssohn to Mariah being the Beethoven.

Give JoJo a number 1 hit and she'll be at least...convincing. Better than the mostly amateur versions found on shows like The Voice.

unmasked version has difference so it is posted: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1hYaLjhyqw

 

[Spacehead]

Cover much better
Not live but Motörhead it doesn’t matter

That sounds like the Headgirl version. If so Phil didn't play the drums, Denise did. Also unusual because Eddie sang it.
I'm probably nitpicking a little.

I got to see Girlschool in the early '80s & i thought they really rocked out.

St. Valentine's Day Massacre (EP)

 

[Fanatical Meat]

That sounds like the Headgirl version. If so Phil didn't play the drums, Denise did. Also unusual because Eddie sang it.
I'm probably nitpicking a little.

I got to see Girlschool in the early '80s & i thought they really rocked out.

St. Valentine's Day Massacre (EP)

Yeah I’ve read or heard Motörhead’s drummer was injured or something so the girl School drummer did it.

 

[dank69]

Narrator voice (sounds suspiciously like his spouse): But he would not make a second sandwich. No, that knife would sit there for two weeks if I didn't put it in the dishwasher myself.

 

[mikeymikec]

Story time!

https://imgur.com/a/ncbS8S6