Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[iCyborg]

My own image - if you select 2-day shipping, you can get the item in just under a month, yay! Maybe they should rename it lol

 

[Ichinisan]

My own image - if you select 2-day shipping, you can get the item in just under a month, yay! Maybe they should rename it lol

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Someone still using Windows 7?

 

[Ajay]

 

[iCyborg]

Someone still using Windows 7?

Yeah, like 30% of people.

 

[Xcobra]

Look it's literal in the new sense of the word... where it isn't actually literal. It's literally the new literal.

I hate how Americans say literally, literally all the time 🙄

 

[UsandThem]

 

[Ajay]

Us guys just need to substitute beer for wine (or scotch/whiskey):



Day 1 – I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month!
Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last!
Day 3 – Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who Knew??
Day 4 – 8:00pm. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.
Day 5 – Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots!!
Day 6 – I get to take the Garbage out. I’m So excited, I can’t decide what to wear.
Day 7 – Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!
Day 8 – Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen”. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have No clue how this place is still in business.
Day 9 – I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I’m getting all dressed up and going Bar hopping.
Day 10 – Struck up a conversation with a Spider today. Seems nice. He’s a Web Designer.
Day 11 – Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “What the hell do you want now?”
Day 12 – I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.
Day 13 – If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidently touch your face.
Day 14 – Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3–1.
Day 15 – Anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times this month?

 

[UsandThem]

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

 

[Newbian]

 

[Sonikku]

 

[KMFJD]

http://imgur.com/z5we1EB

 

[lxskllr]

I like that guy. I only see him in this thread, but he looks like a cool dude.

 

[sdifox]

The way he smilinly look at the camera and cook freaks me out.

 

[Svnla]

Now the secret is out, stop pushing the "close" button -

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Now the secret is out, stop pushing the "close" button -

Majority of places I've been to the close button doesn't really function. By the time you press the button and wait for it to close, I guarantee it's the exact same time as if you just waited there.

I've only had 1 job at 1 corporate building where the door close ACTUALLY FUNCTIONED like it should. You hit that button and bam it started closing. fuckin' loved it.

 

[UsandThem]

 

[UsandThem]

 

[shortylickens]

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I'm thinking lots of people need to unfollow the Trumps and the Kardashians. Like today.
Also stop watching late night hosts. Without audiences its painfully obvious those guys are not funny.
And why are there no female late night hosts? We are knee deep in the 21st century.

 

[NAC4EV]

 

[UsandThem]

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

 

[kage69]

 

[shortylickens]

 

[shortylickens]