Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[KMFJD]

kinda messed up

thankfully pooch looks like he's not hurt and just dizzy af

 

[Jeeebus]

Is someone at the Clerk's office a dedicated pot smoker or is local government just this inept that a 4:30 or 5:00 closing time would just be too normal?

 

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/7ldUiZV

 

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/wmcYqrs

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Drink + drive... go through a mandatory stop and do this:






(also, I'm kidding... just FYI in case some people can't detect it)

 

[kage69]

Hospital story not for the faint of heart. You've been warned

 

[rh71]

And the video lends weight to my point, not yours. Those guys didn't catch an inadvertent splash, they focused on people getting drenched and they got their rocks off laughing at it. Drivers do the same.

If there are idiot pilots, how can you give so much credit to the common driver?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/fgjen3

 

[IronWing]

I told you not to let the beams cross.

 

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[Stopsignhank]

That would be a Tragedy. Are you telling the truth or are you just Jive Talkin

 

[TheVrolok]

Literally laughed out loud.

 

[Newbian]

https://imgur.com/wmcYqrs

Better with audio:

 

[shortylickens]

Detective Fish: "Lady who are you gonna listen to, me or a computer?"
Captain Miller: "It doesnt look good".
Detective Fish: "You're not gonna believe this but according to their records I'm deceased."
Captain Miller: "Its probably a mistake."

 

[Zanovar]

Hospital story not for the faint of heart. You've been warned

haha wow.The surgeon was ex army and averaged about 8 words and 2 facial expressions a week.lolol

 

[Fritzo]

Hospital story not for the faint of heart. You've been warned

Hospitals are nasty places to work + tend to attract the craziest people in society.

My own horror story is in the early 90's I was training to become a radiographer (take x-rays) and had to shadow in the ER for two weeks. The 3rd day a lady came in with multiple gunshots. I was walking by and the ER doctor pulled me in, stuck gloves on me, and made me stick my fingers in the bullet holes until they could cauterize them.

It felt like fingering a rare steak ::yuck::

After that and some barium shit pool incidents, I quickly got out of that field.

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

Hospitals are nasty places to work + tend to attract the craziest people in society.

My own horror story is in the early 90's I was training to become a radiographer (take x-rays) and had to shadow in the ER for two weeks. The 3rd day a lady came in with multiple gunshots. I was walking by and the ER doctor pulled me in, stuck gloves on me, and made me stick my fingers in the bullet holes until they could cauterize them.

It felt like fingering a rare steak ::yuck::

After that and some barium shit pool incidents, I quickly got out of that field.

Worked with a guy that did IT at a hospital, he had some wild stories. It's amazing what doctors can do to a human body when a person's under.

 

[Zanovar]

Worked with a guy that did IT at a hospital, he had some wild stories. It's amazing what doctors can do to a human body when a person's under.

"hey doc,how did the surgery go?" "Great you are fit and healthy" "yay,i have a sore anus,any ideas?" "erm"

 

[Stopsignhank]

Detective Fish: "Lady who are you gonna listen to, me or a computer?"
Captain Miller: "It doesnt look good".
Detective Fish: "You're not gonna believe this but according to their records I'm deceased."
Captain Miller: "Its probably a mistake."

Can you believe he lived another 34 years after that show went off the air.

 

[Sonikku]