Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Zanovar]

hmm

lots of e/speed there.The cats?dafuk.they are enjoying it too

 

[kage69]

 

[kage69]

 

[KMFJD]

https://imgur.com/KIFakUR

 

[KMFJD]

https://giant.gfycat.com/FrighteningIncompatibleGalapagosmockingbird.webm

 

[lxskllr]

https://imgur.com/KIFakUR

WTF?! How is he not bleeding? He's lucky his chain brake worked, but he should probably work on sharpening that chain. Even a stationary chain should have laid him open.

 

[destrekor]

For realz?

Oh I know about the snu snu - weirdly I didn't see the OP say "Snu Snu" at the top I only saw the image.

 

[Greenman]

https://imgur.com/KIFakUR

And that's why chain brakes were invented.

 

[kage69]

Looks like the chain comes to within about 2" of his forehead there, maybe less.

Hey buddy, try a Sawzall and enjoy not almost killing yourself.

 

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/9QTTB6x

 

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/BrHMvdE

 

[kage69]

 

[Artorias]

https://imgur.com/BrHMvdE

Haha the look on his face!

 

[Fritzo]

https://imgur.com/BrHMvdE

These guys never fail to make me laugh

 

[Skel]

WTF?! How is he not bleeding? He's lucky his chain brake worked, but he should probably work on sharpening that chain. Even a stationary chain should have laid him open.

It looks to me like it catches the ceiling which causes it to stop just shy of hitting him. One of those it should have been a lot worse moments.

 

[mikeymikec]

If there's no thumbnail appearing, then a reasonable explanation is "the things parents do that embarrass their kids". Needs sound!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1160741888774803466

 

[purbeast0]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1161452657816539137

 

[SKORPI0]

 

[zinfamous]

https://imgur.com/KIFakUR

I don't even need to watch the video; this is already awesome.

 

[Luna1968]

 

[Zanovar]

lots of e/speed there.The cats?dafuk.they are enjoying it too

nvm

 

[Zanovar]

hmm

That guy is going to be looking for his nuts in his guts in the morning.Ouch.

 

[lxskllr]

Not super funny, but what I think every time I see one of those stupid signs...

 

[KMFJD]

 

[Thebobo]

https://imgur.com/KIFakUR

Holy crap.