Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[highland145]

at first I was like dude....then I was like, oh--mildly amused. carry on.

I'm blushing.....

 

[shortylickens]

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

at first I was like dude....then I was like, oh--mildly amused. carry on.

Russian Georgia...carry on

 

[Sonikku]

https://imgur.com/rT9l8bm

 

[shortylickens]

https://external-preview.redd.it/mp...p4?s=43e3b8b252ddc33041f56a0ff6c95b08c2254a20

 

[shortylickens]

 

[KMFJD]

https://imgur.com/1HK9uFj

 

[Fritzo]

https://imgur.com/1HK9uFj

I actually slipped on a banana peel getting out of my car in a McDonald's parking lot a few years back. Contrary to popular believe, a slide whistle did not go off in the background.

 

[shortylickens]

 

[zinfamous]

Russian Georgia...carry on

uh yeah, got it, chief. Maybe check out my first response to Highland's post?

 

[Ichinisan]

Dealing with some USPS bullsh*t right now.

1/30
"Out for delivery by 8:00 PM today."

7:29 PM, I step outside to look. Same moment I get text message tracking update indicating that *I* had requested the package be held at local post office. What?!

Over a dozen visits to local post office. No sign of the package.

Someone had sent me two Nintendo 64 systems to be upgraded with UltraHDMI. One of them was a fancy clear "Funtastic smoke" system. Fortunately he had purchased $250 of insurance coverage. Most people that send these to me do not buy insurance.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

 

[Fritzo]

 

[shortylickens]

Train Of Consequences.

Their best song.

 

[shortylickens]

Dealing with some USPS bullsh*t right now.

1/30
"Out for delivery by 8:00 PM today."

7:29 PM, I step outside to look. Same moment I get text message tracking update indicating that *I* had requested the package be held at local post office. What?!

Over a dozen visits to local post office. No sign of the package.

Someone had sent me two Nintendo 64 systems to be upgraded with UltraHDMI. One of them was a fancy clear "Funtastic smoke" system. Fortunately he had purchased $250 of insurance coverage. Most people that send these to me do not buy insurance.

Post Office has fucked me over more than the US Navy and Gamestop combined.

 

[Chaotic42]

Awesome

 

[ctbaars]

Master of Puppets
huumm; wait a minute. NM.

 

[nutxo]

Wanna show this to my son and see if he catches it. I took him to see megadeth a few months ago...

He got home and he caught it in like 3 secs,. Im so proud.

 

[ImpulsE69]

I don't get it. Who are those 2 standing next to Jay and Silent Bob?

 

[Ajay]

Weird, this post is blank for me.

 

[IronWing]

Weird, this post is blank for me.

You're not a real fan.

 

[destrekor]

What is this ephemeral post of yours?

 

[shortylickens]

Weird, this post is blank for me.

it says

"if youre a real megadeth fan, name one other song than Enter Sandman"

 

[destrekor]

it says

"if youre a real megadeth fan, name one other song than Enter Sandman"

What's that, sonny?

 

[zinfamous]

What's that, sonny?

It also includes a photo of Van Halen