Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[lxskllr]

edit:
I found this via another forum where a guy was asking about his treehouse that was getting crowded by the tree, and he wanted to know what to do. He said he thought the tree was a sequoia, and linked imgur. The tree was a maple I realize everyone can't be a tree expert, and I'm certainly not, but that's like IDing a cardinal as being a crow :^D

 

[Darwin333]

I fully admit that, in these times, I'm gender confused. I have 2 female customers that are "married." More power to them. They refer to the other as "wife." I refer to them both as edible but....you'll have to figure that out with your guy.

Whatever you want to tell yourself, Shirley.

 

[highland145]

Whatever you want to tell yourself, Shirley.

Please, Martha. Thanks.

 

[Darwin333]

Now this is a tramp stamp!

 

[Darwin333]

 

[Zorba]

When you stop giving a fuck about your job.

I guess you've never seen United load bags?

 

[Darwin333]

 

[kage69]

Stuck the landing, 9/10.

Bravo, full on Dukes of Hazard for that guy! Looks like he probably just kept on driving.

 

[Darwin333]

Bravo, full on Dukes of Hazard for that guy! Looks like he probably just kept on driving.

Yup, if he would have been a little better on the launch I'd have given him a full 10/10.

 

[KMFJD]

2750 Pound 16" armour piercing round that hit 26" of armour plating

 

[Ichinisan]

I so hope this is true and no I am not going to google it on the off chance that it isn't.

[edit]
Well this lends some credence to it.
https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=129551459

 

[shortylickens]

 

[shortylickens]

 

[shortylickens]

 

[Darwin333]

 

[Darwin333]

 

[Paladin3]

I so hope this is true and no I am not going to google it on the off chance that it isn't.

Nope, that's an old, old legend and was actually Atticus. He'll eventually tell Granuaile and Oberon the story over some stew as they sit around the fire.

(Props to anyone who gets this reference.)

 

[Darwin333]

 

[Darwin333]

 

[Darwin333]

 

[Darwin333]

 

[Darwin333]

 

[Darwin333]

 

[Darwin333]

The story.
lol "The eating may have been secondary," Vaillant explains. "I think he killed him because he had a bone to pick."

Fine looking animal.

Hell yes!!!

 

[KMFJD]