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KMFJD

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Darwin333

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Paratus said:
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LMAO! You gotta love how the idiot tries to fight fire with fire and ends up pouring even more flammable liquid on his crotch instead of removing the article of clothing that was roasting his dick and balls. From someone who has had 3rd degree burns, albeit not on my dick, I don't know if his pecker can recover from that. The muscles and skin in my hand that was completely burned contracted and I could barely move my fingers. It took me a solid year of physical therapy just to be able to hold a pencil with one of those big rubber triangle things they give kids who are just learning to hold a pencil. Oh and it HURT slowly stretching those muscles out to that point. And holy fuck did the debridement hurt like you wouldn't believe, they take a steel wool brillo pad and scrub the shit out of your fresh burns every single fucking day, for me at least, for 3 months. I would have given everything I had to skip just one day of that shit it was that bad. You can just go ahead and kill me if they gotta do that to my pecker.
 
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[DHT]Osiris

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Darwin333 said:
LMAO! You gotta love how the idiot tries to fight fire with fire and ends up pouring even more flammable liquid on his crotch instead of removing the article of clothing that was roasting his dick and balls. From someone who has had 3rd degree burns, albeit not on my dick, I don't know if his pecker can recover from that. The muscles and skin in my hand that was completely burned contracted and I could barely move my fingers. It took me a solid year of physical therapy just to be able to hold a pencil with one of those big rubber triangle things they give kids who are just learning to hold a pencil. Oh and it HURT slowly stretching those muscles out to that point. And holy fuck did the debridement hurt like you wouldn't believe, they take a steel wool brillo pad and scrub the shit out of your fresh burns every single fucking day, for me at least, for 3 months. I would have given everything I had to skip just one day of that shit it was that bad. You can just go ahead and kill me if they gotta do that to my pecker.
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Worked with an army cat who had a grenade fall in his lap while on patrol. Somehow managed to survive it, full usage of primary appendages. I didn't ask too many questions about how things were down south.
 
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Darwin333

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Ns1 said:
do you want to be paralyzed? Because this is how you end up paralyzed.
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Well personally I would have noticed that there weren't any brakes and no room for any real deceleration before quite literally hitting the wall. You have to admire how little fucks she gives though, she didn't even wear a helmet.
 
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