Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[BarkingGhostar]

I've done things that would crush your soul and make you yearn for the sweet release of death. I've used an acoustically coupled modem. I've edited the file allocation table on a 20Mb disk drive. I've backed up programs to an audio cassette deck. I've overclocked an 80286 to get an extra 1MHz. I could tell you more but you're not strong enough.

Being a dick is like being gay. It's not a choice. It just is.

I'd rather be a dick than be dickless.

 

[mikeymikec]

 

[microAmp]

This is what happens when you reply to spam email | James Veitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QdPW8JrYzQ

 

[Thebobo]

This is what happens when you reply to spam email | James Veitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QdPW8JrYzQ

I'm going to try it! I have some extra emails.

 

[Thebobo]

Eh not a good idea.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Eh not a god idea.

Swear to FSM this is true: our last project for the creative writing class senior year of high school was to do children's literature. By that time I had already been accepted to all the colleges I applied to and had checked out mentally. Even a fail on that project wouldn't hurt me enough to get worse than a B- on the course. We were paired up into teams of two and my partner and I decided to do a take on those "Baby's First Reader" books like "A is for Apple, B is for Bear..". We called it "Baby's First Reefer" and it was a child's guide to drugs and alcohol. Don't judge me, to a high school senior who didn't care it seemed hilarious at the time. Subject matter aside, it was really well done, we did it all in rhymes and meter and it was profusely illustrated. The teacher handed back the projects graded except there was no grade on ours. It was flagged "You guys are sick. See Me!!!!!"

We of course did not see him, we expected an F and didn't give a shit. To this day I don't know what the grade of that project was, but it could not have been too bad. We both got A's for the course.

 

[Skunk-Works]

This is what happens when you reply to spam email | James Veitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QdPW8JrYzQ

HAHAHAHA!!! That's gold man.

 

[Skunk-Works]

Eh not a good idea.

 

[Skunk-Works]

 

[shortylickens]

https://i.imgur.com/uWV5ILf.gifv

 

[Svnla]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=2415626958579132

 

[Svnla]

 

[Sonikku]

I'd rather be a dick than be dickless.

I'd rather be dickless than be a dick.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I'd rather be dickless than be a dick.

Why limit yourself? You can be both.

 

[microAmp]

This is what happens when you reply to spam email | James Veitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QdPW8JrYzQ

Another one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4Uc-cztsJo

 

[Thebobo]

I get queasy just looking at the cat. real?

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=2007053959578022

 

[Thebobo]

MP

 

[William Gaatjes]

I get queasy just looking at the cat. real?

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=2007053959578022

Jikes, if that was my cat i would have a very uncomfortable time.

 

[destrekor]

I get queasy just looking at the cat. real?

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=2007053959578022

Shit, my palms got sweaty lol

 

[Charmonium]

The cat isn't worried because it knows that its terminal velocity is low enough that it will likely survive. Further proof that cats are really aliens with the ability to do complex math.

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-17492802

 

[mikeymikec]

Cat watching horror movie:
https://twitter.com/METALTEARSOLID/status/969315863236001792

Best with sound.

 

[shortylickens]

 

[Sonikku]

Jikes, if that was my cat i would have a very uncomfortable time.

Don't worry, they always land on their feet!

 

[FeuerFrei]

ahh, morning lolz

 

[Thebobo]

Cat watching horror movie:
https://twitter.com/METALTEARSOLID/status/969315863236001792

Best with sound.

What movie is that?