Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[deustroop]

Would you mind slipping my phone number to your wife ?

 

[Pulsar]

At least it's only a vizio.

 

[shortylickens]

 

[DesiPower]

 

[shortylickens]

Heaven is where the police are British, the lovers French, the mechanics German, the chefs Italian, and the government is Swiss.

Hell is where the police are German, the lovers Swiss, the mechanics French, the chefs British, and the government is Italian.

 

[Sonikku]

I like the subtlety of the Klingons.

 

[Paratus]

The best of SpaceXs worst. Straight from Elon:

 

[shortylickens]

But as compensation, he gets psychic powers.

 

[shortylickens]

Oh, also:

 

[Skunk-Works]

LMAO! That's gold, just gold. HAHAHA I often wonder what people will be like in the olds folks home with all the holes in their face and tats.

 

[tynopik]

Double Jeans

 

[highland145]

Double Jeans

Yours for $695,

 

[IronWing]

Yours for $695,

She needs to cut back on her clothes budget and apply it toward food.

 

[highland145]

She needs to cut back on her clothes budget and apply it toward food.

Heck no. Straightest elbows ever posted on OT.

 

[ctbaars]

HFS, this place is sooo funny.

 

[shortylickens]

is this true?

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

is this true?

The watch maybe, I'd be surprised if he used a $140 pencil or a $265 chef jacket unless they were free/licensing deal/whatever. Gordon's actually a fairly down to earth individual, as long as you aren't watching him on American TV.

 

[shortylickens]

Found you-know-who.

 

[SketchMaster]

Sauce @6:32: https://youtu.be/O7PlV8xRK0I

 

[Ajay]

The best of SpaceXs worst. Straight from Elon:

LOLZ! Outstanding!

 

[Thebobo]

Stupid brain

 

[Ajay]

Stupid brain

What da f*ck!!!

 

[highland145]

What da f*ck!!!

Just proves that you're racist.

 

[Darwin333]

 

[highland145]

We're missing some punctuation there.

Love you, Daddy.
Love your Daddy.
Love, your Daddy.
Love on your Daddy.
Just call me Big Daddy.