Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Paratus]

One of those watermelons is not like the others.

Yup

 

[IronWing]

Yup

I took the time to find it, FML.

 

[Paratus]

I took the time to find it, FML.

 

[Thebobo]

When your satellite dish installer did a better job than your construction company

Dang well at least the satellite dish didn't get blown away.

 

[lxskllr]

Yours? Jelly either way.

No, not mine, but it is super cool. I have the duckduckgo app on my phone, and it links light reading and amusements curated from several sources, reddit and imgur being heavily utilized. That gives fun things to look at without going down the rabbit hole of huge time sinks accessing the sites directly.

The still picture linked with the shot had a plastic flower(from a feeder) in the guy's hand, with /something/ under it. Maybe a sponge to absorb sugar water?

 

[Darwin333]

Yield to the right!

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10155309430727792

Evacuating for the hurricane.

 

[kage69]

Agreed, but those aren't centipedes. They're caterpillars.

I was referring to the thing with centipede legs, not the little white things which look completely harmless.

If you're saying the big guy isn't a centipede, that's fine, I just don't believe you.

 

[Ichinisan]

I was referring to the thing with centipede legs, not the little white things which look completely harmless.

If you're saying the big guy isn't a centipede, that's fine, I just don't believe you.

Oh shit. That picture is %#^*.

 

[kage69]

You were saying?

I'm relatively sure that is legit. Did he shoot it?

 

[IronWing]

Did he shoot it?

I hope so.

 

[shortylickens]

I'm not sure why but this made me laugh


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7ruuAffug8

 

[lxskllr]

http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/baboon_dildo/

 

[kage69]

I hope so.

I'm thinking that might be the real reason for the use of napalm over there.

 

[lxskllr]

 

[highland145]

Is this product cat proof? At least six of my earphones have been ruined by my cat.


These are they people that win lotteries.

 

[KMFJD]

 

[KMFJD]

 

[lxskllr]

Is this product cat proof? At least six of my earphones have been ruined by my cat.


These are they people that win lotteries.

LoL at the answers :^D

Try spraying them with bear urine or put them in a box after use. Either solution will work about the same but you may need to re-apply the urine frequently. Alas, beer urine won't work, tempting as it might be.

 

[KMFJD]

 

[disappoint]

Holy hell. Either thousands of volts are coursing through her central nervous system or someone has swapped her sugar and or flour for some mind altering substance(s).

 

[shortylickens]

 

[disappoint]

You have exploited my flaws to reduce animation cost. Well done.

Curiously, I can make it stop if I hold my eyes perfectly still by staring straight ahead, even if I move my head left to right or up and down.

 

[shortylickens]

Yesterday in Texas:

http://i.imgur.com/5uw9Wmh.gifv

 

[Ns1]

As seen on reddit...

https://imgur.com/a/faJ8X

 

[OutHouse]

Stevie Ray Vaughan statue in a Texas Flood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVjdMLAMbM0