Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[RaistlinZ]

That smurf knows what's up.

 

[Train]

 

[Ichinisan]

You drew that?

 

[Charmonium]

Very nice. Reminds me of this movie I allegedly saw once - Wadzilla.

 

[Train]

You drew that?

fahk no. Reddit posted it like a year ago.

 

[Nograts]

That smurf knows what's up.

I like the look of pure hatred that fat girl is giving her. #effyourbeautystandards, but I'm going to be jealous in silence :awe:

 

[Puppies04]

I like the look of pure hatred that fat girl is giving her. #effyourbeautystandards, but I'm going to be jealous in silence :awe:

Reminds me of this

 

[Jeff7]

 

[rudder]

Vanity Fair front cover:

Here is the back cover:

 

[drebo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgigpC-xAB8

Oddly enough, I googled the phrase: "A girl with classes and a dress was wet with champagne and spit some out." First result is a reddit thread, of which contains the video a few comments from the top.

Those guys have some really clever stuff.

 

[xBiffx]

Vanity Fair front cover:

Here is the back cover:

"Einhorn is Finkle and Finkle is Einhorn!!!"

 

[Drako]

Vanity Fair front cover:

Here is the back cover:

Einhorn is Finkle!

 

[John Connor]

"einhorn is finkle and finkle is einhorn!!!"

bahahahahahahaha!!!

 

[Jodell88]

 

[andylawcc]

^ fail to be offensive, fail even more trying to be funny.

 

[unokitty]

BBC: Godzilla finally gets citizenship in Japan

Godzilla's citizenship certificate
Name: Godzilla
Address: Shinjuku-ku, Kabuki-cho, 1-19-1
Date of birth: April 9, 1954
Reason for special residency: Promoting the entertainment of and watching over the Kabuki-cho neighborhood and drawing visitors from around the globe
Previous visits to Shinjuku Ward: 3 times; Godzilla (1984), Godzilla vs King Ghidorah (1991), Godzilla 2000 Millennium (1999)

 

[Pulsar]

Why is he walking into the bar if it's closed?

Oh - and the joke sucked.

 

[Drako]

Why is he walking into the bar if it's closed?

That's the outside of the door - the door is open.

 

[xBiffx]

That's the outside of the door - the door is open.

Right. Hinge is on the right side of the door as you see it and it swings left to right to close.

I can't believe I'm talking about this. Yay internets! ^_^

 

[KillerBee]

Very nice. Reminds me of this movie I allegedly saw once - Wadzilla.

Reminds me of this
... with apologies to Dank

 

[Tweak155]

 

[Jodell88]

 

[Dr. Zaus]

 

[Pulsar]

That's the outside of the door - the door is open.

It's public code for most commercial establishments for the door to open outwards to prevent crushes in case there is an emergency.

So.... artist is wrong.

 

[destrekor]

It's public code for most commercial establishments for the door to open outwards to prevent crushes in case there is an emergency.

So.... artist is wrong.

Ummm... most places I've ever been in life, the doors open inward.

edit: Eh... come to think of it, it's 50/50. I've opened doors by pulling, and I've opened by pushing. There is apparently no code for such thing in my part of the world.