Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Ichinisan]

Shill for Dr. Pepper. We'll do the marketing for them by sharing this...

Hopefully lions would be turned off by the smell of human excrement, because I have no doubt I would be copiously shitting myself at that moment.

Michael Bay version:

We're coming in hot!!

The last line of your post. Your sig. :hmm:

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Now that is some high quality redneck engineering.

 

[manimal]

http://imgur.com/gallery/VnUSmcu

 

[shortylickens]

Pork, not beef.

 

[MongGrel]

Eh, they are real. Same bozos fill cowboy boots full of meat and chop them up.

http://youtu.be/BmqBL--B5CE?t=55s

Just reading the comments section in that one makes me grin

 

[MongGrel]

Pork, not beef.

I miss having a big deep freezer like I used to have.

Looks like it was butchering day at the farm there.

 

[runzwithsizorz]

" Shill for Dr. Pepper. We'll do the marketing for them by sharing this... "

Good marketing? bad marketing? hmmm, could go either way.

 

[MongGrel]

" Shill for Dr. Pepper. We'll do the marketing for them by sharing this... "

Good marketing? bad marketing? hmmm, could go either way.

Never saw the attraction there I guess, I can't stand Dr. P

 

[shortylickens]

DP also means Double Penetration in porn lingo. Thats the joke here.

 

[andylawcc]

someone forgot to add BAZINGA

 

[IronWing]

DP also means Double Penetration in porn lingo. Thats the joke here.

It used to mean *** potential. Was kind of weird for a guy to be wearing it; King of the Lesbians maybe. Times change.

 

[DesiPower]

 

[dave_the_nerd]

someone forgot to add BAZINGA

I think they should have added a Brazzer's, logo. Oh well, I lack subtlety.

 

[Ichinisan]

DP also means Double Penetration in porn lingo. Thats the joke here.

Yup. Dr. Pepper did that intentionally too.

 

[Ichinisan]

It used to mean *** potential. Was kind of weird for a guy to be wearing it; King of the Lesbians maybe. Times change.

Never heard that I one. I'm sure the "double penetration" meaning is a bit more universal.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Never heard that I one. I'm sure the "double penetration" meaning is a bit more universal.

Before the internet, I think there were a lot more slang terms and acronyms that nobody outside of a particular subculture tended to be aware of.

Doubly true of anything to do with the LGBT crowd, what with the oppression and all. I think some people around these parts have some kind of system worked out involving earrings, but the Hanky Code is more famous.

 

[KMFJD]

 

[kage69]

Now that is some high quality redneck engineering.

I've seen some ex-pat staff do that to their rides in Qatar, funny thing is probably 80-90% of them were that exact same make and model. British people too, so that level of quality is hardly an American thing

 

[kage69]

Ahhhhh, Myra.


She feels like Katherine The Great.

 

[kage69]

Humor and brutal logic alllll wrapped into one, love it

 

[rsbennett00]

Bieber is looking worse every day.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Humor and brutal logic alllll wrapped into one, love it

"16 Cain left the Lord’s presence, and he settled down in the land of Nod, east of Eden. 17 Cain knew his wife intimately. She became pregnant and gave birth to Enoch. Cain built a city and named the city after his son Enoch... Adam knew his wife intimately again, and she gave birth to a son. She named him Seth"

So according to the story there were other humans in other lands; and later Adam had another child. Clearly there's a lot assumed to go on during the story that is not explicitly stated.

But it was funny; just not 'brutal logic'.

 

[ImpulsE69]

But what is interesting is how 'assumed' stuff that is missing is OK, but saying that they forgot the part that says "This is a work of fiction" is not.

 

[DesiPower]

Bieber is looking worse every day.

That's not way to talk about a lady's looks..

 

[Dr. Zaus]

But what is interesting is how 'assumed' stuff that is missing is OK, but saying that they forgot the part that says "This is a work of fiction" is not.

That part, too, was assumed until religious fundamentalists in the west of the US re-intepreted the meaning of the bible to be 'literal' c. 1850.

The thing has TWO creation accounts that contradict in the first 2 chapters: no one in the history of ever (that was literate) took this thing to be a factual-historical account.