Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[CZroe]

Just proved my point ^^^

You just proved my point: you are wrong in your assumption and I do it no more often than anyone else (usually when responding to an insult from an illiterate idiot).

It sounds like you read "FTFY" and assumed I was actually correcting someone and that the correction was spelling, grammar, or vocabulary related. I suggested an alternate way to tie the two and that's all (an alternate version of the joke). Good job.

 

[Fritzo]

Hippo don’t care. Hippo got things to do. Hippo got places to be.

Hippo skin is thick- it can actually stop a bullet. They also kill more humans every year than lions.

 

[Gibsons]

Here we see the tiger jumping into the throat of the hippo in order to rip either its lungs or heart out, possibly both.

 

[Kadarin]

A truck? Where?

Some people are so unaware of what's going on around them that if they were to somehow die in an accident it would not be a tragedy, but rather, inevitable.

 

[chimaxi83]

You just proved my point: you are wrong in your assumption and I do it no more often than anyone else (usually when responding to an insult from an illiterate idiot).

It sounds like you read "FTFY" and assumed I was actually correcting someone and that the correction was spelling, grammar, or vocabulary related. I suggested an alternate way to tie the two and that's all (an alternate version of the joke). Good job.

Jeez, why so srs?

 

[Imp]

Some people are so unaware of what's going on around them that if they were to somehow die in an accident it would not be a tragedy, but rather, inevitable.

Which pisses me off... I OCD check behind me and blindspot check when walking. Seriously, it's OCD.

 

[DaTT]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3rTb4iwBDQ

DJO is pretty awesome at over dubbing.

 

[BikeJunkie]

Some people are so unaware of what's going on around them that if they were to somehow die in an accident it would not be a tragedy, but rather, inevitable.

And you just know later that day:

"like omg *giggle* this stupid car ... like ... almost hit me LOL *giggle*"

 

[Kadarin]

Some reposts from imgur:

http://imgur.com/a/R8ykc

 

[stargazr]

http://imgur.com/a/R8ykc

Whoa......D:

 

[HN]

 

[Drako]

I saw that - that little chick is amazing.

Here is the full video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfZFuw7a13E

 

[xBiffx]

I saw that - that little chick is amazing.

Here is the full video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfZFuw7a13E

If I weighed 100lbs I'd be just as amazing.

I don't so my amazingness is on par with my weight. The ratio of amazing/lbs remains consistent. :whiste:

/bullshit

 

[Bird222]

Hippo don’t care. Hippo got things to do. Hippo got places to be.

Zero fucks given.

 

[shortylickens]

 

[BudAshes]

Zero fucks given.

Got that itch he couldn't reach.

 

[CZroe]

Jeez, why so srs?

cuz i dont even no u mayne

 

[Jodell88]

 

[IronWing]

Sledge Hammer?

Edit: Yep, Sledge Hammer

 

[ThatsABigOne]

I saw that - that little chick is amazing.

Here is the full video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfZFuw7a13E

Wow. :wub:

She can climb on top of me any time.

 

[phucheneh]

Is that the men's course or the women's course? I haven't seen that show in a while, but I seem to remember there being separate ones, with the women's being really embarrassingly easy compared to the absurdity of the men's.

If that's the women's- damn, they really ramped that shit up. Way more upper body emphasis.

 

[MongGrel]

MRW: A lady on the bus accuses me of being a terrorist after seeing my elvish tattoo.

 

[MongGrel]

The days news, in one photo

 

[MongGrel]

 

[MongGrel]