Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Svnla]

Not sure if anyone posted this yet or not but there were some funny stuffs in this = http://www.buzzfeed.com/kristinchirico/people-are-amazing?bffb

 

[MongGrel]

:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

 

[MongGrel]

that is how i tell my cat she has been a bad girl

and she nose bonks me all the time

Mines are a little particular about it I guess, but ya.

 

[MongGrel]

http://happyplace.someecards.com/dating/heres-what-happens-when-you-cheat-on-a-very-meme-savvy-dude/

 

[mikeford]

What? You don't like a pressurized bowl of shit with but 12 mils of plastic ready to be perforated and assplode into yo face?

You push, nothing, push harder, nothing, harder, plastic comes loose and into the stew you go.

 

[natto fire]

This would seem like a better idea if you didn't fluch the toilet to fill the bowl right up to the top but instead were given a small tablet that would fizz and produce gas which would increase the pressure in the bowl enabling you to "push" the blockage away. As a bonus you could make the tablet emit a nice scented odour so once the plastic was removed it smelt nice and fresh.

Mister Pascal would like to have a word with you.

 

[Ruptga]

Mister Pascal would like to have a word with you.

Send him my way after. The lousy gambler owes me money.

 

[gevorg]

 

[natto fire]

Facebook being a data mining front is not funny, or relevant to thousands of people who abstained from it's bullshit a long time ago.

 

[Jeff7]

What? You don't like a pressurized bowl of shit with but 12 mils of plastic ready to be perforated and assplode into yo face?

All I can think to do with it is flush, hold down the handle until it's juuuust about to flow onto the rim, and then put the plastic film securely in place.

Flush.

Run.

 

[Jodell88]

 

[BladeVenom]

 

[Imp]

Remote operated artillery piece? Huh? I see the giant antenna on the right side.

 

[IronWing]

I could shovel the snow off the driveway with that. Early in the morning

 

[MongGrel]

Metal Storm



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8hlj4EbdsE

 

[IronWing]

Metal Storm



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8hlj4EbdsE

While interesting that the device can fire five rounds per barrel so rapidly, the claim of 1,000,000/minute is irksome. With no reloading mechanism evident, sustained throughput is much lower, likely on the order of 180/minute or 180 per 10 minutes or however long it takes to reload the weapon.

 

[BladeVenom]

Remote operated artillery piece? Huh? I see the giant antenna on the right side.

Look closely there's a pull string.

 

[SAWYER]

 

[Jodell88]

disgusting gif

 

[Ruptga]

Also relevant.

 

[ThatsABigOne]

Take that shit to babe thread.

 

[Printer Bandit]

 

[Sonikku]

It ain't easy bein' cheesy.

 

[Chocu1a]

 

[norseamd]

so true very much