Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[CZroe]

Textual Tenso!

 

[skimple]

That reminds me of that episode of [b]star trek[/b] when Kirk looks out the window and sees the monkey fiddling with the cables. :D[/QUOTE]

:hmm:

 

[CZroe]

Another cat getting stuck,

I scrolled past this a few times and swore I kept seeing a Platypus.

 

[Newbian]

 

[alkemyst]

You having trouble getting it all down or what?

Spoken like a true master of giving blowjobs.

Hey, it's ok to be gay and all that so I am not faulting you; but I would never take a penis in my mouth.

 

[highland145]

Hey, it's ok to be gay and all that so I am not faulting you; but I would never take a penis in my mouth.

Up the butt, Bob. Most definitely, up the butt.



Smile, Alk, you opened up for that one.

 

[nace186]

 

[MarkXIX]

That kangaroo don't give a damn what happens! Get outta my face fools!

 

[alkemyst]

Up the butt, Bob. Most definitely, up the butt.



Smile, Alk, you opened up for that one.

I realize that, but so many above went way deeper in story time about that.

I am sure they want me on their team, I am just happily straight.

To clarify, I have been with (and currently with) a chick that can take it deep into the back of her throat. I am no 9" guy but I am not a below 'average guy' either.

While it's fun to see my cock disappear down a chicks throat, I'd rather her just grab the shaft and suck the tip like it was her last supper.

 

[disappoint]

That kangaroo don't give a damn what happens! Get outta my face fools!

Is the ref actually trying to talk to the kangaroo? #Notsurewhichisdumber

 

[BladeVenom]

Meanwhile, in Russia:

 

[gevorg]

 

[Jodell88]

 

[CZroe]

All that means is that they are horrible at communicating and practicing Earthquake emergency procedures and showed the world how much they suck. Do they even drill? They should be ashamed.

I'll remember this the next time we are sending millions/billions in aid money and volunteers. When there is a horrible disaster, remember: They made it worse.

 

[SaltBoy]

I'm not saying this isn't funny. I just don't get it.... :-/

 

[cKGunslinger]

I'm not saying this isn't funny. I just don't get it.... :-/

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/but-i-poop-from-there

 

[OCNewbie]

I'm not saying this isn't funny. I just don't get it.... :-/

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/but-i-poop-from-there

Now that I know what it is, I'll go on record and say it's not funny.

 

[Printer Bandit]

 

[CZroe]

Now that I know what it is, I'll go on record and say it's not funny.

Now: What can we shoop-a-doop it on to make it funny?

 

[John Connor]

Is that a glass desk?

 

[Soundmanred]

 

[disappoint]

 

[Jodell88]

 

[norseamd]

good idea

he better not mess this trilogy up

although my hopes are not that great

 

[Fritzo]

That kangaroo don't give a damn what happens! Get outta my face fools!

I would have paid money to see that