Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[BladeVenom]

 

[kage69]

No, it's not Kim. She's from Russia or one of the former soviet countries I think.

Edit: Could be Polish.

Edit2: Justyna Steczkowska

I think I may have a super power now. My first thought when I saw that was me reliving a good eye hump I gave the housekeeper of an old friend of mine. She was from Poland too, we created our own Polish Ass category in honor of her. I did a retake on that jpeg and had a Homer-esque "Mmmm, Polish ass" moment.

Then I googled her name and she's fucking POLISH! lol

And btw, the other end looks kinda...elven. Total dick pause.

 

[Regs]

The youtube video had the "under the sea" music going in the background. lol. It is not the fact the poor thing is suffering but that someone actually thought this was a good idea.

 

[kage69]

The youtube video had the "under the sea" music going in the background. lol.

I was the recipient of something unpleasant because I showed my wife that while I laughed.

People who live with cat lovers, beware!

 

[Howard]

That's a dinger if I've ever seen one.

 

[SKORPI0]

The flaw in this premise is that the only women who'd willingly pick up even a foil wrapped piece of chocolate off the ground and eat it would be fat cows.

Kim KardASSian?

Also, I hope to god that's not a penis in there....

No, it's not Kim. She's from Russia or one of the former soviet countries I think.

Edit: Could be Polish.

Edit2: Justyna Steczkowska

More pics of her with that "dress" --> http://www.pudelek.pl/artykul/34247/steczkowska_swietuje_39_urodziny_zdjecia/

 

[UncleWai]

I am still laughing after 10 minutes, best caption evar

 

[UglyCasanova]

From http://petapixel.com/2013/10/14/lif...-using-model-cars-forced-perspective-250-ps/#!

That's nuts. I looked through his site, I can't imagine the time and patience required to do that.

 

[sdifox]

That's nuts. I looked through his site, I can't imagine the time and patience required to do that.

a lot simpler now with digital cameras with live preview.

 

[yhelothar]

That effect is used quite often in movies. The Titanic comes to mind.

 

[Bird222]

I am still laughing after 10 minutes, best caption evar

Yep.

 

[Ichinisan]

Then I googled her name and she's fucking POLISH!

Polish last names are usually pretty obvious.

 

[CZroe]

yes, that's Eddie Vedder

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjyI5G2xoT8

 

[OCNewbie]

yes, that's Eddie Vedder

Related: http://video.pbs.org/video/2155757156/

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQL7rnhQjfM

Who fucked this pumpkin?

 

[Jodell88]

 

[TallBill]

That looks insanely fun, and also like I'd die within 10 seconds of attempting that.

 

[BladeVenom]

 

[TallBill]

Omao at that fish... surprised he was smiling

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Omao at that fish... surprised he was smiling

He's glad his hand is still attached.

 

[Jodell88]

Seal 1 - Man 0 - Dolphinfish -1

 

[natto fire]

Omao at that fish... surprised he was smiling

I've always been told Mahi-Mahi has a very polarizing taste, I personally like it, but maybe he was not looking forward to having several pounds of fish in his freezer and saw an easy out? There was footage for proof of his catch, and I would guess the majority of anglers are more concerned with image/notoriety of their fishing than consumption of the fish.

 

[mikeford]

I've always been told Mahi-Mahi has a very polarizing taste, I personally like it, but maybe he was not looking forward to having several pounds of fish in his freezer and saw an easy out? There was footage for proof of his catch, and I would guess the majority of anglers are more concerned with image/notoriety of their fishing than consumption of the fish.

Not where I live, majority fish to eat the fish. "Sport" fishing is actually a much smaller segment than fish to eat.

 

[Fritzo]

I've always been told Mahi-Mahi has a very polarizing taste, I personally like it, but maybe he was not looking forward to having several pounds of fish in his freezer and saw an easy out? There was footage for proof of his catch, and I would guess the majority of anglers are more concerned with image/notoriety of their fishing than consumption of the fish.

Mahi-mahi is a very mild dense fish. It's like half-strength tuna. It's a fish I recommend to people that don't like fish.

 

[kage69]

I've always been told Mahi-Mahi has a very polarizing taste, I personally like it, but maybe he was not looking forward to having several pounds of fish in his freezer and saw an easy out? There was footage for proof of his catch, and I would guess the majority of anglers are more concerned with image/notoriety of their fishing than consumption of the fish.

That's the first I've heard of that. Polarizing?

Dolphin is the basic fish available everywhere in South Florida and the Keys, like hamburger, and the tourists go nuts over it. The only complaints I've heard of dolphin are

- They take the hook before the *intended quarry here* do

-Not particularly strong fighters (they're not weak or anything, but that's no tarpon on the end of your line)

-Fileting them can be a hassle if you're not a pro at it. They have a tough layer under the skin, people like to pull it off instead of doing it with a knife. Sometimes the texture suffers because of it.


But, polarizing? *confused*