Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Fritzo]

GaAaHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

LOL- It's like he's saying "Wasup?"

 

[Gibsons]

Um do the idiots not know cats can jump?

Get a damn top on.

 

[Fritzo]

So many questions....

- How did that guy know the cat would jump in and attack him?
- How did he know the cat could poop in the car?
- WHY did he want the cat to poop in the car?
- Aren't there easier/safer ways to collect cat poop?
- Who still wears a 70's porn mustache like that?

Feel free to add your own.

 

[Gibsons]

So many questions....

- How did that guy know the cat would jump in and attack him?
- How did he know the cat could poop in the car?
- WHY did he want the cat to poop in the car?
- Aren't there easier/safer ways to collect cat poop?
- Who still wears a 70's porn mustache like that?

Feel free to add your own.

I don't think he planned it, or even wanted it to happen, it just did. So, he grapped something to keep the digested antelope off his clothes.

I got nothin on the mustache.

 

[Fritzo]

 

[Brian Stirling]

^ don't fuck with Russian cops when they pull you over.

Yeah, that was a serious bad ass punch -- had that been the drivers face he'd have been knocked the fuck out for sure and also a broken jaw.


Brian

 

[BladeVenom]

 

[BlitzPuppet]

 

[Tweak155]

Was iOS 7 created in Microsoft Word?

Unreal. Watched the whole thing.

 

[Train]

Unreal. Watched the whole thing.

Holy shit. That dude knows how to use Word.

 

[PottedMeat]

http://www.amazon.com/Emergency-True.../dp/0312962657

 

[Broheim]

So many questions....

- How did that guy know the cat would jump in and attack him?

cheetahs are completely harmless. Physically a large man pose a bigger danger to the cheetah than vice versa and cheetahs only get into fights as a last resort.

any sort of injury to the cheetah is probably going to be a career-ender and it knows it, so they will run instead of fight, even birds can chase them off a kill.

they're actually fairly docile and are easily tamed.

 

[dougp]

http://www.amazon.com/Emergency-True.../dp/0312962657

Holy shit ... I refuse to believe that's real.

 

[Jodell88]

http://www.amazon.com/Emergency-True.../dp/0312962657

 

[Juddog]

Holy shit ... I refuse to believe that's real.

I watched a video on one of those shock sites where they attempted that; I remember the woman being distinctly uncomfortable.

 

[BladeVenom]

 

[Bird222]

http://www.amazon.com/Emergency-True.../dp/0312962657

That's impossible! Talk about 'needle dick'. I've heard a similar story before but I just can't believe it. Every urethra I have seen on a woman was so tiny there is no way a penis should be able to fit in there.

 

[Ichinisan]

Holy shit. That dude knows how to use Word.

Let's see him do that in Microsoft Word for iPad.

 

[destrekor]

OH HAI GUISE! Watcha doin in dere?!

 

[mikeford]

cheetahs are completely harmless. Physically a large man pose a bigger danger to the cheetah than vice versa and cheetahs only get into fights as a last resort.

any sort of injury to the cheetah is probably going to be a career-ender and it knows it, so they will run instead of fight, even birds can chase them off a kill.

they're actually fairly docile and are easily tamed.

This could explain why they never prosper.

 

[CZroe]

http://www.amazon.com/Emergency-True.../dp/0312962657

"Wrong hole, fool."

 

[datalink7]

http://www.amazon.com/Emergency-True.../dp/0312962657

D:

 

[Jodell88]

 

[John Connor]

WILSON!!! :awe:

LMAO! That's good! I have to see that movie.

 

[John Connor]