Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[ch33zw1z]

Why would you do that?

It feels different. more comfortable for some....I definitely wouldn't do it with that spotter!

 

[ch33zw1z]

I don't get it?

I like the slow lane / fast lane. gtfootw...slowpokes.

 

[AnonymouseUser]

I like the slow lane / fast lane. gtfootw...slowpokes.

I will never understand why people freeze when they get on a moving staircase.

 

[fjmeat]

I will never understand why people freeze when they get on a moving staircase.

to rest. no one wants to walk up stairs when they don't have too.

 

[Gibsons]

to rest. no one wants to walk up stairs when they don't have too.

I do.

 

[darkswordsman17]

I will never understand why people freeze when they get on a moving staircase.

I will never understand why people go charging up/down escalators. The whole fucking point is they're stairs that move so you don't have to. You can get up normal stairs faster especially if you're trying to shove your way through 50 people on the escalators, take those.

Do you also jump up and down in an elevator? :awe:

I'll never understand why they don't just make the big flat surface a slide either. That'd at least be awesome. Until some asshole spits or pours liquid or something even more disgusting on it. Er, I just answered my own question nevermind.

 

[EMPshockwave82]

I will never understand why people go charging up/down escalators. The whole fucking point is they're stairs that move so you don't have to. You can get up normal stairs faster especially if you're trying to shove your way through 50 people on the escalators, take those.

Do you also jump up and down in an elevator? :awe:

Do you get on the "moving walkway" in the airport and just stop also? They are there to help people get to their planes faster not so your fat ass can take a break.

 

[MontyAC]

 

[Ruptga]

Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball (skip to 1:00 for the reference)

I put that on mute and loled the whole way through. There is no way to phrase this without it being an understatement, but she is trying way too hard.

 

[darkswordsman17]

Do you get on the "moving walkway" in the airport and just stop also? They are there to help people get to their planes faster not so your fat ass can take a break.

Nope just walk on the normal sidewalk like every able bodied person should. :whiste:

In other words if you're in such good shape stop getting in the way of people that actually need to use them, and man up and just hoof it you fucking hypocrite.

 

[Ruptga]

We need an official Hume companion thread, a place to go and bitch people out without cluttering up the original.

 

[jagec]

Do you also jump up and down in an elevator? :awe:

If that would make it go any faster I would.

Fast is better than slow, end of story. Unless you're a chick I guess.

 

[ch33zw1z]

I'm not sure what the turn off is. cute naked miley straddling something, cool with me.

 

[nace186]

 

[Hugh Jass]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypot3CYECwE

 

[Hugh Jass]

I put that on mute and loled the whole way through. There is no way to phrase this without it being an understatement, but she is trying way too hard.

"Huh huh...hard."
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[Gibsons]

Do you also jump up and down in an elevator? :awe:

If you time it right you can get some serious air.

"Bet you I can touch the ceiling with my elbow!"

 

[John Connor]

Holy shit!!! ROFL! HAHAHA

It's too bad that Facebook doesn't accept animated gifs dammit!

 

[John Connor]

**crackle of police radio** "Calling all units we have a repost on post number 28006."

 

[Shawn]

 

[Shawn]

 

[Fritzo]

I'd LOVE to meet someone like that!

Another fun twist is that quote comes from the Sydney Morning Herald, and their website is...of course..."smh".com

http://www.smh.com.au/comment/smh-l...bers-need-to-be-canvassed-20130915-2tspz.html

 

[MontyAC]

 

[MontyAC]

 

[Fritzo]

LOL- not bad!