Jesus!!!!!

[Monkey muppet]

Have you seen Jesus????

These people think they have

 

[meltdown75]

:roll:

 

[Zysoclaplem]

No, but I saw a cloud that looked like a turtle the other day.

 

[T3C]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
:roll:

 

[ArmchairAthlete]

"I found Jesus, he was behind the couch the whole time!"

-some guy's bumper sticker I've seen a few times

He has another one that says:

"Annoy a liberal, work hard and be happy!"

 

[redly]

here is an actual pic of Jesus

 

[SchrodingersDog]

Jesus is always in the same pose, how come Jesus and Mary are never caught picking their nose or scratching their ass?

 

Jesus saves, satan scores!

 

[BespinReactorShaft]

Cthulhu is easier to find. Just head over to your nearest seafood place.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Hmm, something is fishy. It is the exact same picture. Some of them are mirrored images and of different quality. Hi, i just learned to use photoshop, look at my Jesus pictures.
PRAISE THE LORD!!!

 

[nakedfrog]

Wouldn't that be the incorrect image of him? I thought having long hair was supposed to be shameful.

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Wouldn't that be the incorrect image of him? I thought having long hair was supposed to be shameful.

Of course it's incorrect... Almost every depiction is incorrect. He's from the middle-east. He would not be caucasion.

 

[conjur]

Geez...those first few rows are all the same damn picture and from over a span of 30+ years? :roll:

 

[Ausm]

Ducking for the inevitable holy roller attack!

Ausm

 

[Brutuskend]

"All my life people kept saying, "You gotta save your SOUL!", "You gotta save your SOUL!". One day a couple came to my front door and asked, "Have you given your soul to Jesus?" "Hell NO." I said. "I'm SAVING MY soul!" :George Carlin

 

[JulesMaximus]

Jesus washed my car the other day...I tipped him a buck.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
"All my life people kept saying, "You gotta save your SOUL!", "You gotta save your SOUL!". One day a couple came to my front door and asked, "Have you given your soul to Jesus?" "Hell NO." I said. "I'm SAVING MY soul!" :George Carlin

:laugh::thumbsup:

I love Carlin. His take on religion is right on IMO.

 

[laketrout]

Creepy...

 

[Monkey muppet]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Hmm, something is fishy. It is the exact same picture. Some of them are mirrored images and of different quality. Hi, i just learned to use photoshop, look at my Jesus pictures.
PRAISE THE LORD!!!

I tried to keep my comments from the OP, but I'm ok so far as everything I was going to say has been mentioned already.

There is a single word to describe these 'spooky' occurances: PHOTOSHOPTASTIC!!!

edit I live with Jesus (and he isn't the terrorist like everyone says)

 

[arcenite]

Ok... Is this better...

Jesus made me dinner last night.

 

[preslove]

Man, why are you guys sh!tting on Jesus? He helped me kill my parents when I was 8. And yes, he is a white dude with a beard and long hair.

 

[DeMeo]

Are those clouds of smoke eminating froma a crack pipe?