Jesus saves!

MichaelD

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The song, of course. You didn't expect something full of blind faith and blind to the world religious from me, did you? I like this song. Replace the "Jesus saves" with "alcohol" or "heroin" or "sex" or "bowling" or "hunting" or whatever your particular escape from reality is. Weak humans....all of us. Me too. We've all got our vices, huh? I've got many long years ahead of me....what's your vice...mortal human? :evil:


You go to the church, you kiss the cross
You will be saved at any cost
You have your own reality
Christianity
You spend your life just kissing ass
A trait that's grown as time has passed
You think the world will end today
You praise the Lord, it's all you say

Jesus saves, listen to you pray
You think you'll see the pearly gates
When death takes you away

For all respect you cannot lust
In an invisible man you place your trust
Indirect dependency
Eternal attempt at amnesty
He will decide who lives and dies
Depopulate Satanas rise
You will be an accessory
Irreverence and blasphemy

Jesus saves, no need to pray
The gates of pearl have turned to gold
It seems you've lost your way

Jesus saves, no words of praise
No promised land to take you to
There is no other way
 

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Replace the "Jesus saves" with "alcohol" or "heroin" or "sex" or "bowling" or "hunting" or whatever your particular escape from reality is.
Replaced w/ :beer: :p

Cheers MichaelD :beer:
 

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
cliff notes?
If you belive that there's "someone upstairs" taking care of you, there's also "someone downstairs" watching you. He knows EVERYTHING about you. The difference is that to the man upstairs, you're another lost soul already. To the man downstairs, you're a new toy to be played with...for a looong time.

If you believe in nothing, then this thread doesn't apply to you. That's the beauty of this thread...it's gonna piss most people off. Especially here. hehehe.

Got it? Good.
 

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Huh?
Your sig...inspires me...it propels me to greatness. :D It makes me...want to say something quoteable. Yeah buddy!!! :D
 

HappyPuppy

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Huh?
Your sig...inspires me...it propels me to greatness. :D It makes me...want to say something quoteable. Yeah buddy!!! :D


You have been temporarily iimmortalized in my sig. Enjoy your fame and glory as they will fade as the morning dew evaporates from the weeds in your front yard.
:D
 

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: Sifl
Jesus is cool, beer is better.
Crap...who WERE you? Your PC and your date...you used to have a sig that said something like "cats love me b/c I'm crazy sniffable!!" Am I close?
 

iwearnosox

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Sifl
Jesus is cool, beer is better.
Crap...who WERE you? Your PC and your date...you used to have a sig that said something like "cats love me b/c I'm crazy sniffable!!" Am I close?
I'm a born again anti-nef, that personality no longer exists. :D

(Dogs love me cuz I'm crazy sniffable.)

 

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: Sifl
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Sifl
Jesus is cool, beer is better.
Crap...who WERE you? Your PC and your date...you used to have a sig that said something like "cats love me b/c I'm crazy sniffable!!" Am I close?
I'm a born again anti-nef, that personality no longer exists. :D

(Dogs love me cuz I'm crazy sniffable.)
Ahh, I get it. ;) kewl. See? I have a good memory for minutae; I had the quote right, but the quadriped wrong....
 

iwearnosox

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Dogs love me cause I'm crazy sniffable
I bet you never knew I got the ill peripheral
In your home I'm cloned I'm on your headphones
I love it when you spazz out all alone
Cause I'm that fool that broke the key
I'm unlockable so don't check me
Got weight on my shoulders and things on my mind
The sky is falling and I'm falling behind
So I synthesize sounds as I patch my brain
Insane mind games move quick like flames
So now I wonder how sometimes you never know
Who be rockin y'all in stereo in stereo in stereo in stereo
 

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: Sifl
Dogs love me cause I'm crazy sniffable
I bet you never knew I got the ill peripheral
In your home I'm cloned I'm on your headphones
I love it when you spazz out all alone
Cause I'm that fool that broke the key
I'm unlockable so don't check me
Got weight on my shoulders and things on my mind
The sky is falling and I'm falling behind
So I synthesize sounds as I patch my brain
Insane mind games move quick like flames
So now I wonder how sometimes you never know
Who be rockin y'all in stereo in stereo in stereo in stereo
OmG!!! You coded the drivers for the SBLIVE XGamer, right? :Q:Q:Q:Q:Q
 

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