Jesus might have had a son

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: StevenYoo
DNA analysis? we have a sample of Jesus' DNA to compare this to?

Come on guys, get with the program! Everyone knows that the full DNA sequence of Jesus is encoded in the untranslated scripture.

 

[EXman]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Great, now we can clone Jesus. He'll be resurrected from the dead, and it'll be his second coming, all at once, all through the miracle of science.

Maybe and that would make him "The Antichrist" and the Rapture of the Church would begin.

 

[imported_Baloo]

Whose DNA did they test and what if any proof could that provide.

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: Fingolfin269
As Leno said last night (paraphrased): 'We can't figure out who the father is of Anna Nicole Smith's kid yet DNA evidence shows this might be Jesus's son'.

Good point Jay.

Haha...
Great point

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: Mardeth

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze

Originally posted by: Mardeth
Heres an intresting thought: If you could find Jesus' and Marias DNA you could build god right? He wouldnt be complete but at least semi- or halfgod...

:laugh: What a dumbass fool. :laugh:

Excuse me but Maria (in Finnish and in most languages) = Mary as in the mother of Jesus, honest mistake so stfu...

Silly me.... I was born in America and speak English. :roll:

 

[HannibalX]

Originally posted by: AnthroAndStargate
Nevermind... theres no point in even saying anything..

Yup.

 

[randay]

and im his friend jesus!

 

[Eos]

This reminds me, I just watched The DaVinci code Sunday night. A little slow for the first 45 minutes, but a good film. Audrey is always nice to look at. Big boobs...

 

[dr150]

Can you imagine how the paparazzi would follow Jesus if he's cloned/resurrected?

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: StevenYoo
DNA analysis? we have a sample of Jesus' DNA to compare this to?

technically, you wouldn't need that. All you need is a known decendent of Jesus (GL with that one), and a sample from bone that is even viable. More difficult to meet than the first condition. Also, you need a valid reason to suspect that the bone sample could possibly be Jesus.

This is, of course, BS.

 

[leftyman]

Jesus just left chicago.