Jesus might have had a son

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: StevenYoo
DNA analysis? we have a sample of Jesus' DNA to compare this to?

Come on guys, get with the program! Everyone knows that the full DNA sequence of Jesus is encoded in the untranslated scripture.

 

[EXman]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Great, now we can clone Jesus. He'll be resurrected from the dead, and it'll be his second coming, all at once, all through the miracle of science. 😀

Maybe and that would make him "The Antichrist" and the Rapture of the Church would begin.

 

[imported_Baloo]

Whose DNA did they test and what if any proof could that provide.

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: Fingolfin269
As Leno said last night (paraphrased): 'We can't figure out who the father is of Anna Nicole Smith's kid yet DNA evidence shows this might be Jesus's son'.

Good point Jay.

Haha...
Great point

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: Mardeth

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze

Originally posted by: Mardeth
Heres an intresting thought: If you could find Jesus' and Marias DNA you could build god right? He wouldnt be complete but at least semi- or halfgod...

:laugh: What a dumbass fool. :laugh:

Excuse me but Maria (in Finnish and in most languages) = Mary as in the mother of Jesus, honest mistake so stfu...

Silly me....😀 I was born in America and speak English. :roll:

 

[HannibalX]

Originally posted by: AnthroAndStargate
Nevermind... theres no point in even saying anything..

Yup.

 

[randay]

and im his friend jesus!

 

[Eos]

This reminds me, I just watched The DaVinci code Sunday night. A little slow for the first 45 minutes, but a good film. Audrey is always nice to look at. Big boobs...

 

[dr150]

Can you imagine how the paparazzi would follow Jesus if he's cloned/resurrected?

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: StevenYoo
DNA analysis? we have a sample of Jesus' DNA to compare this to?

technically, you wouldn't need that. All you need is a known decendent of Jesus (GL with that one), and a sample from bone that is even viable. More difficult to meet than the first condition. Also, you need a valid reason to suspect that the bone sample could possibly be Jesus.

This is, of course, BS.

 

[leftyman]

Jesus just left chicago.