Jesus might have had a son

Regs

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http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2007/02/25/tomb_arc.html?


Feb. 25, 2007 ? New scientific evidence, including DNA analysis conducted at one of the world's foremost molecular genetics laboratories, as well as studies by leading scholars, suggests a 2,000-year-old Jerusalem tomb could have once held the remains of Jesus of Nazareth and his family.
The findings also suggest that Jesus and Mary Magdalene might have produced a son named Judah.
 

Jeff7

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Great, now we can clone Jesus. He'll be resurrected from the dead, and it'll be his second coming, all at once, all through the miracle of science. :D
 

PottedMeat

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Originally posted by: Jeff7
Great, now we can clone Jesus. He'll be resurrected from the dead, and it'll be his second coming, all at once, all through the miracle of science. :D

Hell, we can make Jesus better - we have the technology! He can be redesigned with superhuman strength ( Super Jesus ). Not only that, but everyone can have their own personal Jesus!
 

Mardeth

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Heres an intresting thought: If you could find Jesus' and Marias DNA you could build god right? He wouldnt be complete but at least semi- or halfgod...
 

NesuD

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LOL!! you are referring to John Camerons little revelation yesterday. I love the part that refers to DNA evidence. Tell me does anyone really believe that there is a verifiable DNA sample from Jesus in existence to compare to? Basically we have a 2,000 yr old tomb that apparently was for someone named Jesua, Mary, Joseph, Mary again, and Juda. Those names were so common in that region at that time that there were probably hundreds, maybe thousands of families in and around there that had those names. None of what Cameron revealed yesterday really proves a thing. It is all just interesting docufiction.
 

Fingolfin269

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As Leno said last night (paraphrased): 'We can't figure out who the father is of Anna Nicole Smith's kid yet DNA evidence shows this might be Jesus's son'.

Good point Jay.
 

TanisHalfElven

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Originally posted by: Regs
http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2007/02/25/tomb_arc.html?


Feb. 25, 2007 ? New scientific evidence, including DNA analysis conducted at one of the world's foremost molecular genetics laboratories, as well as studies by leading scholars, suggests a 2,000-year-old Jerusalem tomb could have once held the remains of Jesus of Nazareth and his family.
The findings also suggest that Jesus and Mary Magdalene might have produced a son named Judah.

oh god. its the da vinci code all over again.
 

SonnyDaze

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Originally posted by: Mardeth
Heres an intresting thought: If you could find Jesus' and Marias DNA you could build god right? He wouldnt be complete but at least semi- or halfgod...

:laugh: What a dumbass fool. :laugh:
 

SagaLore

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Originally posted by: Jeff7
Great, now we can clone Jesus. He'll be resurrected from the dead, and it'll be his second coming, all at once, all through the miracle of science. :D

Oh the irony. :D
 

meltdown75

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Originally posted by: StevenYoo
DNA analysis? we have a sample of Jesus' DNA to compare this to?
geez, do I have to tell you guys AGAIN?

they got Jesus' DNA from his blinged-out crunk-juice cup.
 

Mardeth

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Originally posted by: SonnyDaze
Originally posted by: Mardeth
Heres an intresting thought: If you could find Jesus' and Marias DNA you could build god right? He wouldnt be complete but at least semi- or halfgod...

:laugh: What a dumbass fool. :laugh:

Excuse me but Maria (in Finnish and in most languages) = Mary as in the mother of Jesus, honest mistake so stfu...