Jesus is returning on 21 May 2011

[SolidSnake42]

I hope he doesn't return in front of the Catholics/Christians/Evangelists. I hope he appears in front Jimmy Fallon, because if people believe in Jesus, then they will believe in his word that Jimmy Fallon SUCKS.

 

[child of wonder]

Isn't the return of Jesus a bad thing??

The beginning of the end of the world and all that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89uve1kUOL8&feature=player_detailpage#t=81s

 

[zinfamous]

lol fail

wat?

his existence is very much true.

son of god? well, take your pick of all the other "sons of god" at the time....

(actually, there probably weren't that many, as claiming to supplant the role of Caesar was, at the time, an occupation reserved for only the most select, "very special" individuals.)

 

[zinfamous]

Bow down Heathen!

that is one sexy teapot.

chrome plating?

 

[BoomerD]

Hell Freezes Over, Part II.

Would that be the "Hell Freezes Over Tour Redux?"

The original, that started in about 1478, was indeed one of the darkest times in human history. (Spanish Inquisition)
Let the good times roll!!

but. i'm not.

Everyone knows The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the true "supreme being"

The Original Sistine Chapel ceiling was recently uncovered.

I'm thrilled to see a brother Pastafarian representing...

 

[Moonbeam]

You are a very important person if you know when Jesus will return, not some worthless self hating schmo.

 

[BoomerD]

Anyone else find humor in the x-tian not wanting to be upstaged by the Mayans in determining the "end of the world?"

Can't be-a-lettin some bunch of heathens determine when the world is gonna end...we're gonna invent a "rapture day" that happens first!!

 

[JulesMaximus]

Good, my yard needs mowing.