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Jesus Is Hitler

Orsorum

Lifer
Dec 26, 2001
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"He spends all of his spare time killing Jews and punching babies."

lol in some sick way that was funny.
 

Danman

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Nov 9, 1999
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Myth: Prayers have always ended with the standard amen.
Fact: Prayers were originally concluded with a Heil Jesus! Over time and through translations it was shortened to the now known 'amen'.

Myth: Jesus is a loving and forgiving lord.
Fact: Jesus is an anti-Semitic douchebag.


Wow....
 

PCTweaker5

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Jun 5, 2003
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That is such nonsense! I'll praise the day that you get killed in the Army TallBill! I no longer respect your services, shall God place a landmine before your feet. lol
 

PCTweaker5

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Originally posted by: tweakmm
Myth: Jesus turned water into wine out of good will.
Fact: Jesus was a raging alcoholic and used any excuse to get wasted.

hahaha:D

That is pretty funny. Those sites are good humor but terrible to actually believe in.
 

shiner

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Jul 18, 2000
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11-03-2003: Jesus was seen at a National Coney's Island where he ordered only a garden salad and a grilled cheese sandwhich. His waitress said that she saw him carving the phrase "meat is murder" into his forearm with a butter knife.