JESUS! I have a reason to hate smokers too now!!

[Shockwave]

Originally posted by: HonkeyDonk

Originally posted by: Shockwave
STUPID SMOKERS! Ok, let me start at the beginning....
Went down to the store today right? Needed some milk and (ironically) cigarettes. Grab a little jug-o white and a packa smokes. Step outside, set the milk on the trash can lid and open the smokes. Throw the wrapper on the ground like any environmentally concientious smoker would. Light up and enjoy the cool pleasures of nicotine. I wiggle over as close as I can get to the door, just to annoy all the non smokers comin in and out.

So, I'm standin there enjoyin my moment when I see a dude come up to me. He says Hey man, I'm all Sup. He asks Hey man, can I getta smoke from ya.
Hmmm....Yeah, sure here.
Give him a smoke. He moves on. Back to my thoughts....

A moment later another dude comes up to me!
Sup man.
Chillin, you?
Hey, can I get a square off ya?
Hmmm....Give him a smoke......He moves on

By this time I realize its time to rethink my day. Flick my half finished cigarette on the ground in a little shower of still burning nicotine and head to my car.

What the hell!! If your gonna smoke thats fine, but BUY YOUR OWN SMOKES!!! Dont bum off other people! :|

wow, you type all that just to give the message of buy your own smokes. nice.

See my thread about jamming scissors into my chest.....You'll understand a bit better then.

 

[BD231]

Heh heh 😛. Fret not shockwave!!, the cigg has avenged your loss my friend.

 

[screw3d]

Is this a parody? If not shame on you.

 

[Shockwave]

Originally posted by: screw3d
Is this a parody? If not shame on you.

WINNAR!! Wow! Yes, its a parody. No one likes me enough to even ask for a cigarette from me. 😀

 

[gooseman]

Did you forget your milk?

 

[BD231]

Que: "crickets"













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