Jesus Demands Creative Control Over Next Movie

[Night201]

Link

 

[Warthog912]

Originally posted by: Night201
<a class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://theonion.com/news/" target=blank>Link</A>

lol

 

[EyeMWing]

The Onion > *

 

[SaltBoy]

seeing The Passion prompted Him to finally descend from heaven [and] meet with His agent Ronald Thatcher

If that line doesn't make you laugh, you have no soul.

AWESOME!

 

[Passions]

0/10.

 

[SaltBoy]

Originally posted by: BOBBY RIBS
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Oh c'mon, lighten up!

 

[ggavinmoss]

Great read, as usual.

-geoff

 

[azazyel]

"I'll be shepherding the project through from casting to final edit to marketing"

nice

 

[FeathersMcGraw]

Originally posted by: BOBBY RIBS
0/10.

I shall call him... Mini-Amish.

 

[thomsbrain]

Originally posted by: BOBBY RIBS
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iggum-wuggums got offended-wended.

 

[Entity]

"Ron has a history of telling Me that the filmmakers 'totally understand' the Word Of God, and that the project is going to be 'fabulous,'" Christ said. "But when it comes out, it's all wrong, and Ron claims everything fell apart in post-production. At that point, there's nothing left for Me to do but say, 'Okay, fine. I forgive you all.' Well, next time, I'll be shepherding the project through from casting to final edit to marketing."

Bwahaha.

Rob