jesus can turn water into wine, but can he light water on fire?

[Flammable]

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[Eli]

That's awesome! LOL

 

[RoloMather]

Water -> Wine = FIRE!

 

[Barfo]

Turn water to wine > *

 

[WisMan]

Originally posted by: barfo
Turn water to beer > *

Fixed.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Wow, imagine taking a shower that actually dries you LOL.

And yeah the gas company should fix that asap, that could lead to a whole block blowing up if a spark happens near the leak.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

ethanol... methane.... its all the same!

 

[Bateluer]

Originally posted by: WisMan

Originally posted by: barfo
Turn water to beer > *

Fixed.

Christians wouldn't be in a decline, if that were the case. 😛

 

[herm0016]

its from natural gas some how getting into the water supply, It is probably from a well that did not get a cement job on the casing.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Originally posted by: Bateluer

Originally posted by: WisMan

Originally posted by: barfo
Turn water to beer > *

Fixed.

Christians wouldn't be in a decline, if that were the case. 😛

Maybe if Jesus had been born in this day and age, it would of been beer and not wine that he and the deciples drank.

The last supper: Jesus out with the guys watching the game, with beer and popcorn. 30 seconds left in the 3rd period, 3-2 for Toronto against Montreal, Stanley cup game. "The hour is near".

Of course, that would be impossible. Toronto making the playoffs? That's pushing it.

 

[tasmanian]

Repost.

 

[biggestmuff]

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel

Originally posted by: Bateluer

Originally posted by: WisMan

Originally posted by: barfo
Turn water to beer > *

Fixed.

Christians wouldn't be in a decline, if that were the case. 😛

Maybe if Jesus had been born in this day and age, it would of been beer and not wine that he and the deciples drank.

The last supper: Jesus out with the guys watching the game, with beer and popcorn. 30 seconds left in the 3rd period, 3-2 for Toronto against Montreal, Stanley cup game. "The hour is near".

Of course, that would be impossible. Toronto making the playoffs? That's pushing it.

"One of you will betray me, tonight."

Judas reaches across the table and dips his Frito Scoop into the same chili cheese bowl as Jesus.

 

[Balt]

Originally posted by: Flammable
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"I felt like everything that I knew changed in that instant." :laugh:

 

[S Freud]

I saw this on the news not to long ago. While they were lighting it I just kept thinking how brave they were.

 

[BoomerD]

We discussed that here for a couple of weeks...but there ain't nuthin new about burning water. We Americans have been doing it for decades:

http://www.ohiohistorycentral.org/entry.php?rec=1642

http://www.jcu.edu/chemistry/n...yahoga%20Revisited.htm

 

[SSSnail]

Originally posted by: WisMan

Originally posted by: barfo
Turn water to beer > *

Fixed.

Infidel, beer wasn't invented until MUCCCCH later, so God didn't know what beer was to put it in the bible.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: SSSnail

Originally posted by: WisMan

Originally posted by: barfo
Turn water to beer > *

Fixed.

Infidel, beer wasn't invented until MUCCCCH later, so God didn't know what beer was to put it in the bible.

the ancient Sumerians were brewing beer. they even cultivated hops.

doesn't get much older than that.


EDIT: of course it goes without saying that wine and beer both predate God.

 

[SonnyDaze]

So at what point did they realize their water was flammable? Did they just put a match to the faucet to test it?

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: SSSnail

Originally posted by: WisMan

Originally posted by: barfo
Turn water to beer > *

Fixed.

Infidel, beer wasn't invented until MUCCCCH later, so God didn't know what beer was to put it in the bible.

the ancient Sumerians were brewing beer. they even cultivated hops.

doesn't get much older than that.


EDIT: of course it goes without saying that wine and beer both predate God.

and they taste better, too :beer: :wine: